The new sign? I think it should read: God loves you - if you don't believe it, he is going to kill you and your children.
A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary 101 Replies latest jw friends
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dustrabbit
How about:
"Collect all six of the You Know's "Aposto-doll" line...Today!"
"The Jehovah's Witnesses Garuantee: Get your (almost) free Watchtower and Awake served bi-weekly at the hands of pedophiles, Bethel Boys, or assorted hypocritical assholes."
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"We're Jehovah's Witnesses....and we still say we're better than you."
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"Your free Prince CD with a purchase of this week's Watchtower or AWake magazine."
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"The light has changed again."
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"Read the Watchtower and Awkake daily... meeting the educational needs of redneck high-school dropouts everywhere."
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"JWMatch.com.....serving horny, lonely Wintesses with an Internet love connection."
(or "Psst. www.JWMatch.com....pass it on..."
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A picture of Koffi Annan of the UN in bed with whoever current President of WTS is and the following headline:"Building a comfortable relationship with the world...cheek to cheek."
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"Yes, our members are no saints....but neither are those Cathloic priests..."Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 23:23:16
Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 23:27:12
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Naeblis
"All Witnesses Are Created Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others."
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OUTLAW
welcome to HELL !!
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hillary_step
ALL CONTRIBUTIONS SPENT ON LAWYERS
Give With A Generous Heart!
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Flip
A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
THINK ....not!
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BugParadise
Ha ha @Shortzeeee <Big toothy Grin>
How about a real one ...
"Have you Hugged your Watchtower today?"
"After I had seen the care and precision that goes into every piece of work I felt like going into my room and hugging my Bible LITERATURE." (THE WATCHTOWER, 10/1/1992, p. 31)
~Bugs
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MrBusyShortz
Bug Paradise-->Ha ha @Shortzeeee <Big toothy Grin>
How about a real one ...
"Have you Hugged your Watchtower today?">>
Not bad Bugparadise! I must say that you are quite interesting? (referring to your pic) You are quite interesting indeed. Your smile is absolutely (how should I say) ...um.. wonderful! God bless!
MrBusy
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rmayer32
READ THE WATCHTOWER DAILY FOR NOTHING ELSE WILL DO!
-Rick