my notes from the assembly!!!!! (LOL)

by airwlk149 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • airwlk149
    airwlk149

    well, i had taken alot of notes from the district assembly, and i ripped them out of my notebook and gave them to christine (so my parents couldn't see them) well here they are:

    (this was me the first day before it started. it's more like a diary entry)

    6/21/02 @ 9:30 am

    so today i am at the cow palace. my family is so funny, they haven't changed a bit. pam hasn't changed either. well actually nobody or nothing has changed except the program title and me. i see everything through different eyes. things that used to matter so much are silly. ha! i have changed! even my personality has changed a little. i'm so happy and proud of myself that i have grown. i don't even feel sarcastic about it like i did last year. i am a better person. something inside me has changed. my mom doesn't even get to me. maybe it's because i have been "on my own", but i feel like i don't have to fight so hard against her. i can just relax and i know the little things don't matter. so ok- i am excited to see how tomorrow goes. i they get here ok and how things jive. hmmmmm? this shall be interesting...

    (ok so the next day adam and christine come and they are getting really bored and antsy and well.... uncomfortable. i wrote them this so they would stay)

    we have lunch in 10 minutes and it's an hour and 40 minutes long, and we'll switch seats during lunch- i promise... then after the assembly we are meeting pam's son for dinner and we can play in the hotel- it'll get better. just think happy thoughts! that's what i am doing. (like me with 88.8 million dollars!)

    (ok these are notes from after lunch and this is the 3 of us writing back and forth to each other. the talk was about wants and needs)

    katie: i have wants! i want $$$ and i want sex.

    christine: sex is bad for you.

    katie: if you have sex with a man- yes.

    christine: no, if you have sex with someone you don't love then it's bad or if you have sex with a girl, in your case.

    katie: sex with a girl (should i just say stephanie?) is SO much better than sex with a guy (timothy, matt and austin). so there. now you know why i miss her so much.

    (christines face is grossed out and shocked)

    katie: sorry christine... uh, i miss her because we made a killer pictionary team...

    christine: yeah, whatever.

    katie: now mandy gets to play pictionary with her all the time.

    adam: naked. just kidding.

    katie: no- they ARE naked actually right now. that's the downfall of having ESP with steph- i still have it!

    (the talk now switches to couples. they are talking about goals and setting them together)

    christine: did you sit down with steph and talk about your goals?

    katie: GOD DAMNIT! THAT'S what went wrong. stephanie and mandy are discussing THEIR goals right now. naked of course. while playing pictionary.

    (the couples on the stage talk about dating and field service)

    christine: did you have fun in field service, if ya know what i mean. just kidding.

    katie:i don't know what you mean, but the only fun time i had fun in field service was the time i touched timothy's thingy in the backseat (it was by accident).

    christine: you do know that i am making fun of those people that were on the stage. i was going off about what they were saying.

    katie:ahhhhh... i get it. i was/am tuning them out. i have been all weekend. i just hear "blah blah blah sex blah blah fornication blah blah blah blah flirting blah blah blah. (oh, and jehovah here and there)"

    christine:my mom asked me what we were going to do in s.f. i didn't tell her about the assembly. she asked why i dressed up. i told her that you were down here with your family and we were going to hang out at the hotel and have dinner etc. not do the whole tourist stuff. i don't know what she would say if i told her the truth. i just left out a few minor details.

    katie: minor huh? this seems a tad bit more than minor, but it was good you lied. last night austin's mom wanted the details and i just told her it was a bible seminar. i did NOT mention jehovah's witnesses.

    christine: i can't wait until we get out of here. i want to put a bra on and put on my other clthes and wash my face and eat and go to the bathroom and sleep and go home and work tomorrow and get off and see you when you get back and have a day off and and and and don't know what the days after that hold.

    katie: i can't wait until we get out. i want to change, eat, relax, and sleep and then come tomorrow and then leave and then see you guys and hang out and go to sleep and sleep with another guy (who knows who he is yet?) and then move out and then work and have sex and be a gypsy and party and in oct. of 2004 drink and have some more sex.

    christine: at least you want to have sex with another GUY and not a girl.

    katie: oh yeah- have sex with a girl...

    (the talk switches to healthy lifestyles and positive outlooks)

    christine: maintain a healthy lifestyle. you should really listen to this talk. positive outlook, did you hear that?

    katie: if the girl is stephanie i can have a positive outlook. but the dubs don't like that outlook.

    christine: adam wants me to buy him more alcohol. i asked if he was going to turn his bedroom into a bar. he just asked if we could stop and buy it tonight. i just bought him wine coolers 2 nights ago.

    katie:we can all spend the night on sunday and get drunk and have an orgy. guest list: stephanie, mandy, tisha, kevin, shari, austin, matt, adam, christine (REALLY drunk and blindfolded)

    christine: i have to work the next day. maybe.

    adam: have a quicky.

    katie: we can still all sleep over: chrissy, adam, austin, me, alison, casey, and whoever else. no sex, a little bit of drinking, jw.com for katie, and a movie nobody watched except adam because austin and i are too busy making out and feeling each other up, chrissy falls asleep. well alison might watch it too... casey would be bored and uncomfortable, but he'd keep insisting that he was fine. sounds like fun to me.

    christine: i had to get up at 6 am this morning.

    katie: i had to get up at 6:30am. i slept in til 6:45 though, that's why i didn't get breakfast. i was supposed to be up at 5:30am.

    christine: where are we going for dinner?

    katie: we are staying at the hotel. pam's worldly cute son is coming to dinner with us.

    christine: room service or restaurant inside hotel?

    (i shrugg my shoulders)

    katie: oh my gosh we are so worldly. i look like a tramp.

    (a girl gets on stage and starts talking about molestation. she said she was molested when she was little and she was crying. she said it was soooo hard for her to get up there and talk about it. she said that her aprents took it to the police and that this is something that she lives with everyday and all this garbage.....)

    katie: she is faking this! they just want to put her up there so it can conridict what dateline said. this is just brainwashing all the dubs that dateline was wrong.

    christine: this is so rehearsed.

    (the talk changes, something boring- we stop listening at all)

    adam: i want money and sex.i am sorry if that conflicts with your views. jeez. hail jehovah, love, adam.

    katie: i want 88.8 million dollars, sex with stephanie and big boobs. i known this conflicts with your views, sucks for you! screw jehovah, hate you, katie.

    christine: who's views are we talking about?

    katie: jehovah's.

    adam: how do you feel?

    christine: hot.

    adam: how hot are you?

    christine: so hot that i want to...

    adam: ...have a cold drink of water? right? i knew we thought the same.

    christine: are you sure about that?

    adam: yep... so how do you feel?

    katie; i feel very horny.

    christine: maybe you can help her out. just kidding.

    katie: that is wrong. i feel horny, i feel hungry, i feel tired, i feel irritated, i feel lonely, i feel confused, i feel like poor white trash.

    christine: well you got the last one right...

    adam: you feel hungry- jehovah will bring you food. you feel tired- jehovah will let you find rest. you feel irritated- jehovah will calm you. you feel confused- jehovah will clear your mind. you feel horny- austin, matt, brandon, jesse, jason, mike, jef, chris, and deli girl will help you.

    adam: christine is so horny right now. she wants the guy speaking right now so bad she can barely resist.

    christine: oh yeah!

    adam: "let him spank me now! hard!"- christine.

    adam: i can feel the heat! oh, yes. oh, yes, yes, yes. oh my go... jehovah it feels so good. - the baptizing of a female witness (former ho)

    (the talk switches to prayer and how jehovah will help you through prayer)

    katie: jehovah doesn't pay my insurance bill or my car payment so.....

    christine; maybe you should pray for it. but it has to come from the heart.

    katie: no way- just sleep with someone rich, it's easier.

    adam: remember your promise ho!

    katie: are you having fun chrissy?

    christine: yes, but my tush is really hurting.

    katie: mine too. have adam rub your when we get to the hotel and you 2 are in the shower.

    (the assembly is almost over and adam and christine start sleeping. so i write out my schedule for the week)

    katie's schedule:

    sunday- assembly with the jw's

    tuesday- church at new life community church at 7pm

    friday- GAY pride

    saturday- karaeoke

    sunday- church at adam's church

    monday- sex with a person......

    THE ASSEMBLY IS OVER!!! so those were our notes. hoped you enjoyed them and wasn't too bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    love you

    katie

    (that was 14 pages of my notes. this does not include our many pictures with pornorgraphic material! lol)

  • Fire Dragon
    Fire Dragon

    GAY PRIDE ROCKS!!! (Sorry, I'm just responding to the end - your schedule.)

    My girlfriend and I are going to the Gay Pride Parade this Saturday. We are going over to some friends house first for BBQ, YUM!

    How old are you sweetie?

    Fire

  • LB
    LB

    I would now enjoy seeing your pornographic drawings

  • Fire Dragon
    Fire Dragon

    LOL, LB! Too funny.

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Thank you for sharing. . . funny stuff!

  • Celia
    Celia

    Very interesting notes !

    Why did you go to the assembly ? maybe you said that already in another post.....

  • airwlk149
    airwlk149

    i am trying to kiss my parents ass.... (for their $$$$$)

    so i went to the assembly...

    i looked at it like a vacation... a nice quite place to take a nap. plus my 2 best friends came up on saturday, and we got to goof around at the hotel....

    it was a fun trip all in all.

  • airwlk149
    airwlk149

    ps. fire- i am 18

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    If you want to kiss their ass I.. uhh.. wouldn't give them those notes. :)

  • Fire Dragon
    Fire Dragon

    Katie,

    Check your email.

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