LOL@Brian... thatwould be funny!
I would love to do this at a judicial hearing
by WildTurkey 27 Replies latest jw friends
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Reborn2002
This was an amusing thread.
In hindsight I wish I had done something similar to the list stated by WildTurkey.
When I was before a JC while still an active Witness and facing DF for questioning doctrine, I still respected the elders as gods mouthpiece.
If I had known then what I know now, that they really are a kangaroo court full of
shit-tossing monkeys, I would have had the nerve then to give them just desserts. -
abbagail
I thought the Grey Poupon suggestion was the best, very classy... just imagine it, using your best British accent. Too cute and funny. :)
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chezza
Funny stuff guys and girls, i know my brother actually stood up in a judicial hearing and said this is just bullshit {excuse my language}, and it didnt go down very well.lol.
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abbagail
Brave soul your brother, Chezza! What happened after he blurted out the expletive? ;)
ex-ple-tive: n.
1. An exclamation or oath, especially one that is profane, vulgar, or obscene.:)
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LoneWolf
They were mad at me because I told them straight out that the whole process was a ridiculous charade.
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joenobody
Why bother?
I respect alot of elders I grew up with... didn't like others. Why conduct yourself in a demeaning manner and look like an idiot? Show some class and maturity. Don't go to the JC if you think it's a farce... don't add to the farce by acting the fool.
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zenpunk
I was always so devastatingly serious during my committee meetings. If I had realized as a teen that it was all a power trip I surely would have had some fun with it. Like maybe feign psychopathic tendencies or nymphomania or something like that...