http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php
"um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course." [8>]
JW Dating Service :)
by Incense_and_Peppermints 28 Replies latest jw friends
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Legendary U.2.K.
You do understand that Dating leads to "Fornication" about 70% of the time With Humans.....
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SixofNine
I just want to find a woman who will love Jehovah more than she loves me. Except in the bedroom.
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crawdad2
gee,
there are so many sisters available,....... hmmm,,,,,,, i think i'll join up again...
ya, i'll marry a dub, have some good sex,......ummm, tooo good, and she'll turn me in..... the elders will want to hear all the juicy details... and i'll get reproved.... since there is no divorce, i'll commit adultry with an elders wife,... the elders will want to hear every single juicy detail....... they will love me!!!..... ok, but they will disfellowship me....... so what!!! ...... one year later, i'll be reinstated, and i'll start the whole process over again.
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Realist
it is really sad to read the personal discriptions on that page.
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beepers
Legendary, so what's your point??
Beepers
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Kismet
Soooo.. Does anyone know the answers to their 'intense screening' process?
evil laugh echos through the halls
Kismet
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Incense_and_Peppermints
"You do understand that Dating leads to "Fornication" about 70% of the time With Humans....."
let's shoot for an even 100, people!
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Quotes
I wonder if this is in line with the "cousel" proved in the the kingdom ministry regarding JW internet sites.
Is it just me, or is the Internet Genie totally out of the bottle for the R&F, despite the GB warnings?
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Incense_and_Peppermints
"...the elders will want to hear all the juicy details... "
yes, and very slooowly :)