Your Captions, here:

Tallyman

C'mon. Try your hand at putting a Caption at the bottom
of the Watchtower Picture. Your ideas are important.
We bet YOUR caption will be scads better than the Watchtower's.

Watchtower "Art" #1:

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Watchtower "Art" #2:

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LOve, Tallyman

larc

Picture #2,

Jehovah loves you, and if you don't believe it, he is going to kill you.

Simon

1. "J.E.Hovah & Son Demolition and Site Clearance - (555) 1234"

2. "Buy it pal or else you see the guy with the sword ... yes it's a protection racket!"

imissthedub

It's a bird, it's a plane.....no! It's the cowardly lion! (upper left of picture)

Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

D8TA

#1
You are all invited to my naked pool party, when the world finally goes to hell.

#2

Dude! Gimmie a high five! My "sword" is a lot bigger then this guy's in this Play Girl. Just look over there!

D8TA v2.0

Valis

#1 Yeah but his mommy is going to be pissed! He flushed the action figures down the toilet again and broke all those new toys...you little shit...get over here!!!!!

#2 "If you believe this, I've got a big sword in the sky to sell ya!!"

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Tallyman

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, MAN! these suggestions are SOLID GOLD!

I'm gonna add 'em all as alternate captions to my webpage
to be made for BOTH Works of Watchtower "Art".

Keep 'em Koming!

LOve, Tallyman

Francois

#1 - Jehovah will make a name for himself at Armageddon: Mass Murderer.

#2 - I don't know. That guy's been causing trouble ever since his contract with the canned vegetable marketer's ran out.

BoozeRunner

#1(upper left) Just call CULT-BUSTERS, thats the name, and away goes the WATCHTOWER down the drain!

#1-And Jehovah got to see the WTS was aquiring more and more REAL ESTATE, even buying buildings dedicated to false religion and the wild beast of REVELATIONS, and he SMOTE THEM, and destroyed their real estate.

Boozy

Valis

#1 Psychedellic drug use often induces freehand drawings of apocalyptic events...

#2 Here's the reciept, now I want my money back for this defective diety!!! He already smote the cat twice, says holidays aren't in his contract, and keeps dropping towers of crap all over the floor.....

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

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