Discover Your Past Life... FUNNY!!!

by MrMoe 28 Replies latest jw friends

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  ItsJustlittleoldme

  I'm a turtle too
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  peaceloveharmony

  me a turtle too. funny, got two turtle tatts. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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  MrMoe

  Huh, I used to have 2 Beagles... Peanut and Cookie... they are gone now. Nothing like your 2 stubborn brain-dead hound dogs running amuck in your neighborhood or hearing them howling at 3am. If you enjoy your sanity, never ever get a Beagle as an addition to your family, no matter how cute they are. ACK! I have a Golden/Lab mix now, best dog in the World.

  
  Kisses,
  Moe

  
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  Valis

  Ah shit!!! Almost as bad as being a JW...

  Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  MrMoe

  Valis -- Damn sexxxy leopard, too.

  
  Kisses,
  Moe

  
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  Cassiline

  Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a charming penguin.

  A penguin?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I wanted to be a tiger!!! A penguin???

  Mr. Moe, you fixing these test results?? LOL

  C

  When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.
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  mindfield

  Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola.

  Grrrroooooowwwww.......
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  Cassiline

  sultry leopard named Lola???? LOL

  Artist The Kinks
  Album Unknown
  Song Lola

  I met her in a club down in North Soho
  Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
  C-O-L-A Cola.

  She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
  I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
  L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

  Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
  But when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
  Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola

  Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
  Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
  Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

  Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
  Under electric candlelight,
  She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
  She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

  Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
  But when I looked in her eyes,
  I almost fell for my Lola,
  Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

  I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
  I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
  I looked at her, and she at me.

  Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
  I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
  Lo lo lo Lola.

  Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
  It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
  except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

  Well I left home just a week before,
  and I never ever kissed a woman before,
  Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
  she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

  Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
  but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
  so is Lola.
  Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

  C

  When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.
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  Valis

  Cassi....you need a spanking soooooooo bad ...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  dustrabbit

  Goddamit! This sounded like my childhood in the JWs -- always being shunned by the kool kids in the KH. [8>]

  Dog

  C'mere, boy — in your former life you were a beagle named Scooter who hailed from Allamakee, Iowa. The cutest puppy on the entire farm, you were so adored that the Allamakee High Junior Varsity Basketball team chose you to be their mascot. You absolutely loved the attention — the cheers, the cool purple-and-yellow jersey, and, most of all, the pizza parties after the games. But you fell out of favor when your sister gave birth to Niko, a snot-nosed young pup who became the newest recruit for the JV team's mascot position. As Niko's popularity grew, the team began to neglect you. No longer did they chant your name when they held you over the basket to slam dunk the ball. No more did they make T-shirts with your adorable mug above the "Antonio's Chinese Food" logo. Then, finally, they fired you when you bit the point guard's mother. After much moping and grieving, you decided to be happy for little Niko. So, armed with your new contentment, you found it in yourself to support Niko and the JV team — not from the court, but from your new spot in the bleachers.

  To do list:
  1.Still waiting to goose the Organization.