Measuring the Great Pyramid of Egypt reveals exact prophetic dates.
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That was the crackpot theory of so-called PYRAMIDOLOGISTS.
Among the men who promoted this silly idea was the founder of the Watchtower Publishing Corporation, Pastor C.T.Russell.
He did not originate pyramidology, but he copied the work of The Astronomer Royal of Scotland, Professor Charles Piazzi Smyth
as well as another fellow named John Taylor (The Great Pyramid (1859) and built a grand bit of humbug theology
around it published and distributed all over the world.
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Two of the most "significant" dates in all of human history were sourced in these pyramid measurings:
1874 (the exact return of Jesus Christ invisibly) and 1914 (Armageddon).
What modern day Jehovah's Witnesses do NOT know and will never acknowledge is this:
pyramid dates as the TRUTH was believed, published and taught from 1876-1928.
Another thing modern JW's will never admit: the name JEHOVAH'S WITNESS was first set in print about the GREAT PYRAMID as well.
Here is the quote. Write it down along with the reference below:
"A few years after Prof. Smyth's return, came the suggestion that the Great Pyramid is Jehovah's "Witness."
Russell (1891). Thy Kingdom Come. Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society. ISBN 0-9728243-2-4. (p. 320)
C.T.Russell (1891). Thy Kingdom Come. pp. 309–376. ISBN 0-9728243-2-4.
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Here is a last bit of delicious irony.
In 1924, Judge Rutherford published an article referred to the Great Pyramid as "the Scientific Bible" and added that measurements on the Grand Gallery inside the Great Pyramid confirmed the dates 1874, 1914 and 1925.
1925 was the famous blowout date for the return of "ancient worthies" about which the Judge said, "I made an ass of myself."
Just four years later, Rutherford did one of his famous about-face reversals.
Wheras previously the Watchtower had taught that the Great Pyramid was probably built by Melchizadek, or Shem;*
Rutherford now said the Great Pyramid was constructed "under the direction of Satan the Devil." **
November 15, 1928 Watchtower, p 344
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What can we take away from all this?
The Great Pyramid was built under Satan's direction.
The Great Pyramid was Jehovah's Witness.
This denomination was named after something Satan directed.
DOH!
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"It is quite probable that Shem, son of Noah, a faithful servant of God, was in charge of its construction. In it have been discovered some of the deepest secrets of geometrical, geographical, astronomical, and mathematical science. The pyramid also outlines in its own peculiar way the same plan of God that we find in the Bible, and it dated beforehand some of the most notable events that have occurred in the history of mankind. It gives the date of the exodus of the Children of Israel from Egypt, and the date of birth and death of Jesus. It gives the date of the French revolution as 1789, and the great World War as 1914, besides many more. It was built over five hundred years before Moses wrote any part of the Bible. It is so far in advance of the wisdom of that day that no man could have been the architect. Its harmony with the Bible teachings prove that God designed it."
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"It is more reasonable to conclude that the great pyramid of Gizeh, as well as the other pyramids thereabout, also the sphinx, were built by the rulers of Egypt and under the direction of Satan the Devil...The Devil, by the use of the descendants of Ham, set up Egypt, or the land of Ham, as the first great world power. Then Satan put his knowledge in dead stone, which may be called Satan's Bible, and not God's stone witness. In erecting the pyramid, of course, Satan would put in it some truth, because that is his method of practising fraud and deceit."