Wait until the dollar collapses. It takes funds to keep these things going, especially if you are on a data plan. They might be better off with a device that allows you to load data from their computer, hooked up to regular Internet (tends to be cheaper) and use a memory stick or SD card with this data. The stick is inserted into the tablet, and can be accessed regardless of whether you can get a connection or not.
And, with all this rubbish about quitting or reducing your job so you can pious-sneer and donating more to the Worldwide Damnation Fund, and wasting more attending a$$emblies, who can afford a tablet and a data plan even if the dollar doesn't collapse? The washtowel is trying to impose poverty on the flock, squeezing everything out of them to do that (regardless of how much the washtowel itself makes, their job is to harvest the souls). This leaves nothing for a tablet and data plan--if you can afford to spend money on a tablet and more on a data plan, that money could go into the Worldwide Damnation Fund. And does the washtowel trust that some will simply skip the tablet as a waste of money or a nuisance to carry, and simply buy a few rolls of silver quarters instead? Yes, some already have these devices--but there are a few that do not. (Plus, data plans are ongoing expenses that are going to get a whole lot more expensive when the dollar becomes toilet paper).
I can also think of a few other things to do with a tablet. There are a number of other books that can be placed on these devices, along with other web sites that the washtowel does not want people to use. In theory, someone with a data plan could post on this forum while at the boasting session. One can access videos documenting that Christi-SCAM-ity and communism are almost exactly the same thing, place those videos on their phones, and show those in lieu of the washtowel videos. Imagine how many calls I could trash doing that.
