How do you measure a Jehovah’s Witness?

by Londo111 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • LostGeneration

    What new rules? Have I missed something?

  • jgnat

    Baptisms, surely.

    the blind receive sight, the lame walk, those who have leprosy are cured, the deaf hear, the dead are raised, and the good news is preached to the poor (Matthew 11:1-19)

    For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ (Matthew 25:31-46)

    They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need. 46 Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts, 47 praising God and enjoying the favor of all the people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being saved. (Acts 2:42-47)

    I'd say the measurement is in works and miracles, wouldn't you? Not time. Not literature placements.

  • Vidiot

    Shirley - "...with an invisible ruler."

    I can't top that one.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    I used to take field trips to other religions. The East Village is crammed with orthodox churches on every corner. I walked into the Russian Orthdodox church after calling to see if they speak English for the sermon. One of the handouts was a list of minute items, such as individual tapers, and the amount donated. It was so different from a western church. Public shame must aid stewardship.

  • b00mslang

    By height.

  • Londo111
  • Hairtrigger

    By the time it takes one to get out of my sight!!

    How about this one. By the elasticity of of his false smile, when I hob his ass out my front porch!!

    Heres another. How fast he overtakes the other, whose ass I hobbed first!!

  • Londo111

    Alas, that approach wouldn't have helped me when I was in. That would have driven me further in.

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    I use aneroid is an instrument to measure air because so many JWs are either "puffed up" or "blowhards"

  • sparky1

    Will this help?

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