20 “If a man lies carnally with a woman who is a slave, betrothed to another man and not yet ransomed or given her freedom, an inquiry shall be held. They shall not be put to death, because she was not free; 21 but he shall bring a guilt offering for himself to the Lord , to the door of the tent of meeting, a ram for a guilt offering. 22 And the priest shall make atonement for him with the ram of the guilt offering before the Lord for his sin which he has committed; and the sin which he has committed shall be forgiven him.
HOLLA!! This is AWESOME!! According to YHWH, you can bang your neighbor'a slave girl! The RNWT says "servant", but I like slave, it's so naughty.. Anyway, you could do the horizontal bop/no pants dance with a slave girl, provided she wasn't emancipated. Sure there is some undisclosed "punishment", but you would'nt be killed. Wait a minute.......
Hold up!! Is there any book in the bible that is more anal ( pun intended ) than Leviticus?!?! Pages and pages of ENDLESS rules about who will be put to death for this and that. Even eating BBQ in the wrong way would get you killed!! For frak's sake, what is going on here in YHWH's inspired word?? Where are the minute details regarding banging a devious maid?? I mean, sheesh, you can't even plant a freaking tree or take a sh** without a litany of do's and don'ts, worrying for your life the whole time!! Now, inexplicably it seems, we can do the hibbidy-dibbity with a slave girl and not die!! Also, there is no revealed punishment!!
How totally out of character with the rest of the rules in Leviticus. EVIDENTLY, this was a great time to be a man. You could simply shag all the maids you wanted, provided they were never given their freedom! WOW, and I thought GOR would be a great place to live! It sounds like ancient Israel was a swinging joint! Well, gotta go! I have a beard to grow and a time machine to build! Why am I wasting my life in a sexually repressed cult, when I can travel back to ancient Israel and have pretty maids, all in a row...if you know what I mean.. Yeah, baby!!!!