Do GB members poop?

by Magnum 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Focus

  "Do GB members poop?"

  Have my computer defences been compromised?

  It seems possible, because I have, as W.I.P., an article (along the lines of my "Are cats for Christians?") entitled:

  "Do angels or the anointed defecate?"

  Since after abandoning the 1935-gateway teaching, all GB members are by definition the anointed, your question is included in my wider QFR.

  The answer to your question is a simple one.

  Of course GB members defecate.

  They do it twice a month.

  It's called The Watchtower.

  Next question?

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  ("Locust Plague" Class)
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  frankiespeakin

  When ever they open their mouths it seems that the shit keeps comming out like diarrhea. God do they have any idea how they look to people who don't buy into their dellusion?
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  ohnightdivine

  Of course, they do. More often than us.

  That's why they keep publishing those magazines because they already ran out of toilet paper.
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  sparrowdown

  Yes, the GB poops and it smells like holy spirit.
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  blondie

  They "shit" but it doesn't stink.

  One jw woman told me that in the new system, perfect people will crap but it will be white and odorless.
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  Aunt Fancy

  LOL Blondie!! Where do they get this crazy stuff?!? Before I woke up I read about 5 books on North Korea along with books on the FLDS, Mormons, Amish and Scientology and it is one of the things that made me realize how much the JW's were like All of them.
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  smiddy

  If Jesus didnt poop , then the G.B. members dont poop .

  If the G.B. members poop , then Jesus did also .

  Then again if Jesus did poop , I guess thats where the saying originated " HOLY SHIT "

  smiddy