What kind of God are you looking for?
The one I want to hire has to fill these requirements:
1. Kind to a fault without being a namby-pampy hippy. Solid kindness. Good souled. Helpful without asking a heavy fee.
2. No penis or vagina! I don't want anthropomorphic Gods applying. None of that women-hating nonsense. This job requires a GENUINE DEITY without human form, thoughts, attitudes or emotional baggage.
3. No Byzantine chronologies allowed! Now hear this: if something is worth doing, God, DO IT, DAMMIT! Don't string people along for thousands of years waiting and waiting and speculating and imagining....
4. MAKE YOURSELF CLEAR! Don't use humans to transmit anything. They are full of shit, goofy and unreliable. ANNOUNCE from the sky! We promise to pay attention.
5. Just Get on with it! If there is something you NEED from us--spell it out and be done with it. If you don't really need anything and don't intend to step in and help us out--get that straight with us too. Go on your merry way and let us do the best we can. But, don't flirt and leave us all hot and bothered.
Now is all that too much for you to handle?
In the final analysis, we get the God we deserve.
GOSH DARN IT---I DESERVE THE VERY BEST, so I'm staging an intervention here.
Let everybody know what kind of God you've hired (or fired.)
If a JW approaches you with their ridiculous NWT God with the veins standing out in His neck---just hold up your hand and say:
"I've dumped Jehovah, He wouldn't get up off his Welfare lovin' ass and get to work! He makes promises He doesn't keep."
After all, why stand at a Bus Stop waiting two thousand years for a bus that never comes?