Acts 2:38

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  target

  An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
  services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
  act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
  (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your
  sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly
  called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed
  the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
  All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied
  the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
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  Yerusalyim

  Thank God, I was afraid this was another one of those "Big Men standing behind her scared me" stories.

  
  YERUSALYIM
  "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
  [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]