add your own thoughts:
Top 10 WT changes if a Mexican-American brother is appointed to the GB:
10. Zoot suits are now acceptable for talks.
9. "illegal alien" status no longer holds brothers from appointments.
8. Hot sauce required at all Bethel dining halls.
7. WT and Awake mags. start to be published in "Spanglish" creating huge increases in Hispanic studies.
6. COBE title changed to "El Jefe".
5. New Kingdom song added in the style of "La Bamba".
4. "Quincianeras" (sweet 15 celebrations) now considered a conscience matter.
3. Legal Department OKs Mexican beer banner ads on JWorg-increasing Bethel revenue $$.
2. Memorial date changed to Cinco de Mayo.
1. Food-stamp EBT cards now accepted at Assembly donation stations.