JW Bingo for your meeting enjoyment (page 3)

Princess

I think Joy2 hit the nail on the head. Very funny game! Glad you guys are having fun.

Rachel

riz

lol @ venice
i just thought of another one that makes me a lil' woozy: "Integrity keepers" hahahaha

WildHorses

Heaven, is that you in the pic? If so, you are beautiful!

I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.

Mimilly

Oh how I wish this game was in motion while I was in. Heck! It may be fun to sneak into the next assembly and play a round or two.

haha. I'd be the lunatic in the stands with the kleenex in her hands!
lol... this is WAY too good of an idea to pass up.

sonoita

Here is a game I have actually played. During a Public Talk make
one mark for each negative depressing thing mentioned and one for
each positive thing mentioned.
My scorecard usually is like this:

Negative: (murder, bloodshed, war, crime.... these things usually
mentioned for the first 35 mins)
/////, /////, /////, /////, /////, /////, //

Positive: (anything upbuilding from the Scriptures or from other
sources)
///

SYN

ROFLMFAO!!!! Damn, those "quotes" @ the end of your post were TOO funny...hehe..

"If men were like their personal ads, they wouldn't need personal ads."

DannyBear

Speaking of BULLSHIT,

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might
prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If...A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will
get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit
will put you over the top.

And look how far A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

Author unknown.

BeautifulGarbage

I was a bit taken back when I saw an actual cuss word in the title of a thread started by Mulan.

However! I'm cracking up at the thought of someone doing this.

I should forward it to my cousin..

Better yet! her CO brother

Andee

P.S to DannyBear: Great to see you post.

Andee

DannyBear

Hi back at ya Andee,

Thanks for saying so. I liked your old handel better, I must say!

Your current moniker does not come close to the reality!

Danny

Scully

I just had to BTTT for everyone about to be stuck in district conventions this summer.... LOL

Love, Scully

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