"Put Your Trust In Jehovah's Shepherds"
"Flee From False Teachers"
"I Come Not To Bring Peace, But To Divide"
"Kiss The Son Governing Body Lest God be Angry"
2014 -2015 District Convention Theme - unofficial-
by WatchTower87 46 Replies latest jw friends
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EndofMysteries
It's actually going to be held on jw.org, a live stream, each weekend for certain districts (or so they are told)
On the left and right of the page there will be donation box graphics where if you click on it, you can use any credit card, paypal, etc to make a donation and have a tax deduction receipt printed.
On the top and bottom borders of the live stream will be continuous scrolling spiritual slogans, "Trust in the FDS", "Obey the elders", "Give more and be blessed!" etc.
At the end of the 3 days of the spiritual buffet, the speaker will be sure to mention in a falsified report, "Expenses for this wonderful spirtual food this weekend have amounted to $400,483. Donations received are $20,473. (in a pathetic pitiful voice) Thank you for your support with Jehovah's program" - thereby guilting everyone to give more or donate again.
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Finkelstein
" New Light, Jesus returns in 2014, not 1914 "
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" We Today Are The New Generation to Witness the Signs "
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RubaDub
"All Major Credit Cards Accepted"
Rub a Dub
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Finkelstein
"Jehovah Accepts VISA Everywhere You Want To Go "
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heathen
ohhh yeah ... ( picture of the koolaid pitcher crashing through a wall ).... the benefits of cianide in our diet ... blah blah
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EndofMysteries
"Only use one papertowel sheet per visit to the restroom"
"Lunch is allowed to be a bagged lunch with bottled water and dried fruit or nuts, no soda and other unchristian junkfood like doritos"
"Only stay at society approved hotels or they won't continue to give the discount if they find out others are going to non approved hotels" (Only go to society approved hotels even if more expensive and even if the ones close by are sold out and the rest on the list are an hour away, because we won't get our 10% commission on your room charges if you don't)
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processor
2013-2014 DC God's Word is Truth
2014-2015 DC God's Word was Truth
2015-2016 DC The Watchtower is Truth
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frankiespeakin
"Spurning A Higher Education From Satan In Favor Of A Lower Education From Jehovah"
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