How to use a Bible - among other things.........

by cantleave 6 Replies latest social humour

  • cantleave

    When this guy calls his boss to tell him he’s running a little late, he witnesses a car accident and begins the best play-by-play commentary you’ll ever hear.

  • Phizzy

    That was hillarious !! you gotta have the hard-back version of the Bible though, the new NWT softie will just be no good in this kind of emergency.

    No good for anything in fact.

  • KateWild

    Typical sterotype old ladies. They are foolhardy, good on 'em I say. Thanks for that

  • KateWild

    Bumped to share with more posters. I thought it was great Kate xx

  • tornapart

    I remember this one from a few years ago... glad to see it's still out there!! Absolutely hilarious!! Thanks Cantleave for a great laugh again! :D

  • fulltimestudent

    They say, that the old-fashioned ultra-thin paper in many bibles was great for roll-your-owns!

    Knew a guy once that was half-way through one of those small pocket bibles, and he reckoned it was perfect for that purpose.

  • Hortensia

    doorstop, fire-starter, compost (pages only, not the cover), use several as weights to hold down the plastic over your garden this winter, papier-mache, booster seat (those great big "family bibles"), emergency tp, insulation (soak them in boric acid first and let them dry to make them fire-proof), gosh there are thousands of uses for bibles. Just don't try to live by the ancient myths written inside.

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