New JW Bible nickname

by JWOP 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    It will only have a nickname until everyone has their own copy. It needs to be differentiated from the outdated version at the moment.

  • transhuman68
    transhuman68

    How about "The grey slime Bible?" LOL, its a creepy thing to pick up- feels like a dead fish.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    The Old Gray Lady?

    The Bible we gave out only to the ones we invited to our 3 1/2 hour self congratulatory meeting?

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    I don't like being called "inactive." From now on, I will say to any JW that I can that I am "actively absent."

    OTWO, I like this.

  • Glander
    Glander

    The "Silver Sword" reminded me that my grandpa would pronounce the word "sword" with the 'w'. No matter how many times he was told it was pronounced "sord".

    A new bible is a little treat for the masses of JWs who are bored out of their heads with the '"new light" routine. They thought they knew the truth for umpteen years but now it is all new. Turns out they didn't know shite.

    "Oh, OK, that's why armageddon hasn't started yet" Sheep is right.

    just for the hell of it, I'm going to ask again, How much $ is the fucker?

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