"Biblical literalists ... see the looming destruction ... of Damascas as a sign of the return of Jesus Christ to earth- as a precursor of the cosmic Apocalypse."

OnTheWayOut

No, I am not vying for the longest title. It's just so important that I wanted y'all to know about the impending Apocalypse.
See the details:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/colbert-slams-fox-host-for-predicting-syria-apocalypse_n_3954948.html
If that link doesn't work, here's a shorter version of the story in the very beginning of this video below. But this warning is so important, try to follow the long one above:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9TqtRIY-tw
label licker

It won't open up
Vanderhoven7

Biblical futurists (e.g. the WTS) often practice Newspaper Exegesis