Wrongdoing

by Shimmer 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • LucidSky
    LucidSky

    LB - Oh, you mean it disqualifies me if I wanted to be a victim?

    Actually a close female friend confided one time that she thought it was fun to fantasize about, but that she would be terrified if it actually happened.

  • BobsGirl
    BobsGirl

    OK ... if I could commit one crime with impunity … it would be to smoke some amazing kind bud …..strip naked and swim in the lake while chomping down Carmellos and giving my hubby a …. Well you get the picture ….

    We can only have one crime??? Is that more than one???

    BobsGirl

    "May the work of your hands be a sign of gratitude and reverence to the human condition." - Mahatma Gandhi

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Mine would be to somehow get millions of dollars, by hook or by crook!

  • kheli
    kheli

    I would beat my mother within an inch of her life. She deserves it. She has done some heinous things in her lifetime and I'm shocked that she gets to still be a JW in "good standing". I despise her!

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    Interesting variety of choices here.

    Since I am trying VERY hard to move past my angry stage with the WTBTS and to enjoy my youth a bit, I would like to:

    Be the male actor chosen to perform in a Larry Flynt series called
    The World's Luckiest Man in which I get to screw over 100 of the top female porn stars in the industry in ONE day. Every race and color.. oh man its like a Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors session!

    PERSONAL WEBPAGE-
    http://www.geocities.com/latinloverchicago/Jason1.html
    FREELANCE ARTWORK FOR SALE-
    http://www.geocities.com/latinloverchicago/JasonArtwork1.html

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    brutally murder my stepmom

    inside the future of a shattered past

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Remember the Blazing Saddles scene where they were interviewing for bad guys?

    The Interviewer ask to list their crimes and the bad guys says "Well lets see, I done murder, rape, kidnappin',robbery, rape, ...."

    And the Interviewer said "hey, you already said rape once".

    He says "Yeh, I like rape".

    What would my crime be? I'd like to become a women and work as a high-class prostitute. Make a heap of money! Yeh!

    The Pope

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Oh, I just wanted to add what a sick bunch of murderous cutthroats
    inhabit this forum! I would never have guessed!

    See what you done to us, you mongrel Borgs!

    The Pope

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