I would have done a lot of things differently if I'd known that compatibility started between her boobs.
I wish I'd known this sooner
by JeffT 10 Replies latest social humour
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confusedandalone
This is what happens when you look at porn just before coming to this site
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Berengaria
What is your wife's opinion?
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GLTirebiter
Be careful, that is where alimony payments start!
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rip van winkle
Sounds like a booby trap!!
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fresh prince of ohio
Yes, I think my face would fit just perfectly in that space.
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JeffT
Beks,
Mrs Jeff's sense of humor is impaired at the moment due to some unpleasentness with her employer, otherwise I'd ask. I suspect her answer would be something along the line of "probably true since that's what men look at first."
Confused,
these days I find porn boring. I'm counting down time until football starts (Seahawks preseason opener is Thursday night).
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Phizzy
Proper Football, what you guys call "Soccer", as do the Upper Classes here in the U.K , as they only play Rugby, proper Football has already started here in the U.K
How come you Yanks are late to everything ? two World Wars, and now late to football. LOL
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JeffT
Phizzy, what you call "proper football" has become a big deal here in Seattle. My oldest son may make a fan of me, I just don't understand it very well.
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Phizzy
Not that difficult to understand, apart fom the "offside" rule, which has changed a bit in recent years, but even lifelong Footie fans never could, and still cannot, explain it in understandable terms.
Just don't try to understand Cricket, that would drive you mad !