The Mermaid Takes Notes at the DC...in Limerick Form

by Cadellin 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Cadellin
    Cadellin

    For those of you who missed the DC, I thought I'd share my notes so you, too, can partake of the spiritual feast. This is just a smattering.

    Friday, “The Truth Will Set You Free”

    Drink in the pure waters of God

    Or risk being seen as quite odd

    For those who dare balk

    At the elders’ straight talk

    Soon draw back the curtains of fraud.

    The suits walk the platform at ten

    Eleven and twelve and, why, then

    They go for a snack

    But soon they’ll be back

    For the platform’s all cock and no hen.

    Saturday, “I Shall Walk in Your Truth”

    How grateful we are for the news

    That those who are gay can just choose

    To deny their desire

    Or risk the lake’s fire

    With choice like that how can you lose?

    We must let God’s Word shed the light

    To be sure our decisions are right

    You know what to do

    Critical thinking eschew

    Follow “Mother’s” rules or she’ll bite.

    Higher ed is for worldly nations

    To Witnesses it brings desolations

    No need to waste time

    On that spiritual crime

    Grab your mop, we’re all cleaning sensations.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Nice!!

    There once was a man from Nantucket

    Who gave up his life for a bucket.

    While scrubbing the rim

    He thought with a grin

    Mother's nu-light, I must trust it.

  • Newly Enlightened
    Newly Enlightened

    Good job! Very funny.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    Awesome, more more!

  • Gypsy Sam
    Gypsy Sam

    Delightful!

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    There was a hubby who went to convention

    With a daughter who felt it was detention

    He forced her to pack a sack lunch

    So with masses of others they munch

    Then she is ordered for part two to give attention

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    I'm sitting at home from the meeting,

    A full breakfast with coffeee I'm eating,

    I will go take my shower,

    While they study the Watchtower,

    So sad they wasted their morning.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Saturday mornig came early

    I woke with a spring in my step.

    My wife was acting quie surly

    tossing and turning she slept.

    What was the cause of my feelings

    And for her subsequent gloom?

    Service I'm skippin'

    But she's JW trippin'

    And has to stay out half-past noon!

  • Cadellin
    Cadellin

    I think we should publish a chapbook!!! You guys are brilliant.

  • Vidiot

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