Are you just Jesus, or are you also the Messiah, or are you "Just a very naughty boy" (Life of Brian) ??
I am JESUS...
Phizzy Let me dream of the last of a dying breed.
Oh its a beautiful dream, the loving and oh so wonderful Govering Body Humanists ( as they see themselfs) but in reality i see the Grivious Bodily Harm brigade.
Now i can dream and in my dream i see these old men not as " naughty boys" but very "old and naughty men" needing a nappy changed...i do not pity them. Its no joke ..Now we have the internet i can voice my opinion "you G.B members you had your own ego and your own printing company and your words gave not love but a heavy burden to your listners......" ....I am Jesus.
Another resident Jesus, huh?
LARS, hey buddy, can you scoot over and make some room beside you on the resident Jesus bench?
Kurt that picture looks just like " Steve Railsback" one of the most underated actors of all time. Railsback also stared in " The stuntman" with Peter O,Toole which was a brilliant but very underated fil
Wish ya the best Jezzy boy.
Jesus; "I was often told to be more serious and not make jokes"
and "elders regard humor in the meetings with such contempt". Why?
Because the bible is a joke.
THE guy with the talking ass,(was he talking out his ass or was his
ass speaking). The flood story ( you could do 30 min on that one).
Exodus account, you could have the congregation rolling on the floor (laughing)
with that one. Moses, you were here 5 years ago with the same question, "point
me in the right direction to the promise land". I will make it easy for you guys, I will
show you the way, it,s right over the hill Moses.
Jesus... i wrote this rubbish a year ago . In mydence it was a way of introducing confused man to a strange place.
Anyway today i took the trouble to read certain posters first introductions. Its nice to see we have matured and grown.I hope those i replyed on were not embarressed i resserected earlier posts. If they were i apologise and bring my earlier wierd state of mind to the board.
Anyway i am glad reading our introductions , that many are still here, and in a more positive way than our early posts would give credit to.
My spelling i must add is as bad as ever.
I wouldn't want to be Jesus, he lied to his followers and left them hanging for about 2000 years. Now that I realize that there never was a Jesus it all makes more sense..