Dropping itty bitty bits of Truth About The Truth to other Witnesses!

by OneDayillBeFree 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • notjustyet

    Funny stuff,...

    Had a few tears welling up in the corners of my eyes. lol


  • Oubliette

    ODIBF: "No, no, no I was. I was just there Invisibly . Just like Jesus has been since 1914!"

    That's my favorite!

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    It's not hard to make dubs uncomfortable. Just start with the truth

  • kurtbethel

    You won't likely turn anyone with that, but those who know it's a load of BS will find it amusing, and you will notice them.

    You could try this, at a service meeting you tell them you have a prospect of attending the next meeting, and then don't show up.

  • wizardca

    A fun one....Jesus was an apostate. - Think about it.

  • jws

    Hilarious! More, More!

  • 3rdgen

    ODIBF, WAY TO GO! You may be free soon if you piss off the wrong person but isn't it fun turning the tables ? Out of the clear blue sky my JW preachy MIL was saying how she didn't like Rutherford. That he had said "Women are just a hank of hair and a bag of bones" I agreed that he was awful in every way. She must have caught herself talking negitively and quickly added that he was used to TEST the witnesses. I said that sounds mean for Jehvah to test his people like that. She said "Oh no, I meant that Satan was testing. I said "So Satan appointed Rutherford to test Gods people? She was lost and changed the subject.

  • lostonrye

    The old Judge must of been laughing into his Beer. All the best of everything, paid for by Mugs preaching all the shite he made up

    A Great old con artist, I bet if he's looking up from down there. He's finding it diffucult to beleive its still working.

  • BobFlanagan007

    "No, no, no I was. I was just there Invisibly. Just like Jesus has been since 1914!"

    Brilliant, best laugh I've had all day. Keep 'em comin'.

  • tootired2care

    Too funny, it's amazing what you can get away with when you really don't care anymore.

    The other day I got into a conversation about Warwick with my sister, and she said that the slave is selling properties in brooklyn and they must know something. So I asked: "well, what do you think they know." After grasping for words for a few seconds I filled in the blanks for her -- albeit in a subtle way. I said: "well yea, after 120 years they have gotta do something to get flock stirred up." No laughs after 5 seconds of silence on that one. I don't think dubs stop and realize just how long this scam has been going on.

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