2013 Sept WT out

by Gayle 36 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • sd-7
    sd-7
    Now, where's you're yellow plane?

    A rare misstep, self. "You're" should be "your". Unless you're asking me where is you are yellow plane? But that doesn't make sense. Well, I know that. My fingers don't always type the right keys. It's called a misteak, man. A missteak!

    --Samuel Dane VII, the Sector that Doesn't Exist-7th Division, also known first as 'SD-7' and later as 'sd-7'

  • Captain Blithering
    Captain Blithering

    Sd-7 - you are a HOOT sir!

    Good work above, your diatribes are always well thought out and much appreciated...

  • jam
    jam

    sd-7; are you working towards a theology degree?

  • jam
    jam

    Or maybe a MBA in Watchtowerism.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    More cracked than a two trucks transporting eggs colliding.

  • Listener
    Listener
    11 In addition to helping us stay awake spiritually, the directions that we have received help us with matters of everyday life. Examples include maintaining a balanced view of material things and keeping a simple eye in order to reduce anxiety. We have also benefited from guidance regarding our dress and grooming, choosing wholesome entertainment, and deciding on the appropriate amount of education. And think of the safety reminderswe have received as to our homes, automobiles, Kingdom Halls, and preparing for possible emergencies. Such counsel shows that God cares about our well-being.

    All authority belongs to the GB and all directions that they issue demonstrate God's care. Not only do their directions go beyond what is written in the bible but many times is has caused heartache and difficulties. They are very bold men to make the declaration that it is God showing his care.

  • sarahsmile
    sarahsmile

    Jumping back to p. 28, par. 4: "Seeing the spiritually destitute condition of those to whom we preach deepens our appreciation for the truth. People in the world have no reliable guidance to help them achieve success and happiness. Most worry about the future and have no hope. They search for the meaning of life. Even most who are religious have little knowledge of the Scriptures."

    The people in the world have MORE relible guidance such as higher education that helps acheive better careers that leads to a successful life style and happiness. They also thrive in community churches that teach about Jesus Christ grace and salvation for all who who believe. Unlike wordly people, Jehovahs Witnesses who search the WATCHTOWERS for the meaning of life wasted too much time reading made up doctrines and neglected their higher education. Unfortunately, Jehovahs Witnesses worry about their future employment and have no hope for a better quality of life.

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