by plmkrzy 13 Replies latest social humour
I think this will come out.
I thought it was fit for this section.
In the text area it describes the E-Cards as a great way to send via e-mail greatings to your friends to brighten there day. There is a choice of different pics and melodies to choose from. I was wondering what melodie would be fitting for the pic below. I can't find my song book right now.
No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides
BTW I tried to access the link to view the different pictures to choose from and kept getting ERROR and loosing the page.
I'll try it again later.
No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides
This doesn't brighten ANYBODY'S DAY?
Song 113 -
"We are Jehovah's Witnesses"
I've seen pics of sharon stone .
Celebreties I'd love to bone
But our God Almighty
Won't allow such fun
Other people cannot see
Why we waste our time with thee
We're not allowed to have sex for fun
It's only for re-pro-duc-she-un
[chorus]
We're Jehovah's Witnesses
We speak out incessantly
Our's is the God who never shows up...
...perhaps it's just one big fuck-up
"You're my witnesses" God said
"You're wife should not give you head"
It would make you sinful
Could make you go blind...
I guess I will just have to wait
Till 'new light' makes it OK
Different positions are not for me
He just allows us 'miss-on-a-ree'
[chorus]
We're Jehovah's Witnesses
We speak out incessantly
Our's is the God who never shows up...
...perhaps it's just one big fuck-up
- Simon
OK FINE THEN
Ummmm I'm just curious about that pic from My Book of Bible Stories where Jezebel is being tossed out the window to be eaten by dogs. What the HELL kind of e-greeting would that make?? Let me think.....
"For Family Members of a Recently Disfellowshipped Woman:
Dear <Insert Name Here>:
So sorry to hear your <select one: mom/wife/sister/aunt> turned out to be a harlot. You are in our prayers. She is dead to us.
Warm Christian Love <Your Name Here>"
Still shaking my head....
Love, Scully
I think there is VAST potential here for hilariously funny apostate versions of Dub greeting cards. Things like -
"So sorry to hear you're sick...
(open up)
guess you won't be making your goals this month!"
OR
"You're having a BABY!...
(open up)
Are you sure that is the right course of action? Armageddon is right around the corner!"
OR
"Congratulations on Your Wedding Day!...
(open up)
May your spouse be persecuted for righteousness' sake!"
Alright Now SCULLY and NATHAN thumbs up to the both of you for having some good old fashioned dark humor. I was really worried.
When I came accross these greeting cards I thought for sure someone besides me would find them a bit off balance.
BTW These ARE REAL! YES REAL! To briten our days.
No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides
Oh For Cryin’ Out Loud!
Just a few other posters (AMONG MANY)on this board who I know could add to this Greeting Card thing.
Englishman
Farkel
Seven006
Abaddon
SaintSatan
LDH
LB
Simon
LARC
RefinersFire(where ever you are)
NEABLIS
Even apostateman
You all have the kind of humor that could create some really great Greetings for all us fallen angles what gives?
No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides
If this one doesn't come out to big I'll go get the others.
These are from an official web site. I'll get a link if anyone is interested This one I believe is from the 3rd coloring book.
No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides
