We've all seen it. We may even have done it. Cherrypicking individual verses out of context from scripture to fit our own theorums.
I randomly used 3 scriptures and stitched them together watchtower(R) style for a joke and to prove a point.
NB. This is under the jokes section so don't take it seriously
Matthew 23: 23 ‘’ Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples: 2 ’’ “The teachers of the law and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat.
Evidently this is a very old seat and probably needs a new cushion by now. Jesus was clearly referring to a commode. Everyone needs a 'head'.
That the ‘seat’ is a lavatory is evident from Exodus.
Exodus 5: 5 ‘’ Afterward Moses and Aaron went to Pharaoh and said, “This is what the Lord , the God of Israel, says: ‘Let my people go,………in the wilderness.’”
Yes. The people needed to go. We all need to go to the lavatory on a daily basis just as the Israelites did back in Moses’ day.
At Revelation 7: 7 it clearly shows how Jehovah helps right minded people to go to the lavatory
‘’After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind from blowing on the land or on the sea or on any tree.’’
The four winds are flatus gasses that are emitted by the faithful. As this is a very horrible smelling gas the angels lovingly stop it from ‘blowing on the land’, the ‘sea’ or ‘tree’. The tree is symbolic of where dogs urinate.
Thus we can see that Jehovah’s organization is the only true Christian faith on earth and you will be lovingly murdered by him if you don’t obey Jehovah’s masters.
The masters that Jehovah obeys are none other than the Governing Body. Praise the Governing Body. How holy they are!
