MEME CONTEST

Watchtower-Free

FOR THIS PICTURE FROM THE WATCHTOWER
gone for good

I've lost my brown horned lizards...here's a picture of them. If you find them, could you bring them to the kingdumb hall?
Witness My Fury

Angels have a 100% success record as not one single human has been eaten by a multiheaded red dragon ever.
Or maybe John was suffering a typical mental illness and had the smarts to write it all down for our happyfication.
QueenWitch

Such BS else no JW would die of anything ever.
whathappened

This gives witnesses a false sence of security and keeps them loyal to the organization. So sad.
Mad Sweeney

DON'T BLINK!!!
slimboyfat

Do dragons exist?
Stubborn Disbeliever

"What is it? What do you smell?
Man flesh."
Orc attack...for any LOTR fanatics out there
Crazyguy

Some one forgot to tell the angels about those two sister that were attacked by a dog a month ago, they must of been on a coffee break.
zound

"God's servants on earth will not need to defend themselves against aliens from another planet."
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/social/humour/250730/1/Quote-from-this-weeks-WT-study