The most boring book in the Bible.

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  • slipnslidemaster


    Slipnslidemaster:"Every man dies, not every man really lives.
    -William Wallace

    Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America

  • SYN

    LOL @ TruthSeeker! You hit the button, baby! Son of a son of a son of a son.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ...........

    ALL OF THEM. The Gospels and some of the books in the New Testament were a little better though, purely because they were written by people who had more than just a tribal God.

    I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
    [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

  • Ranchette

    As a JW my vote would have been Chronicles too.

    But now I'm with Farkel, the entire Bible bores me.


  • Francois

    First Hezekiah

    And Leviticus


  • DB

    There are certain sections of the bible that I find boring, or at least difficult to read without getting sleepy: The first 9 chapters of 1 Chronicles, the latter part of Leviticus (priests determining cleanness of lepers, etc), the last few chapters of Ezekiel ( the temple vision), the last few chapters of Exodus (the tabernacle specs and construction).

    Far be it from me to criticize the bible, but I really do wish that the creation account of Genesis would be longer and more detailed. I have a few unanswered questions about that period in earth's history. :):)

  • Xander

    OMG, I actually had to do a Bible reading on one of those 'begat' lists.

    Seriously - 10 or 12 verses of nothing but yadda-begat-yadda, blah-begat-blah, etc.

    How do you write a talk about THAT??

    A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
    --George Santayana
  • singsongboi

    most of the minor prophets --

    incomprehensible gibberish!!!!!!!

  • Ashraven

    Ruth - who gives a shit is what I was thinking every time I had to read it. Can be completely omitted from the bible

  • bigboi

    Leviticus. Hands down that has to be the most boring piece of literature ever produced.



  • slipnslidemaster

    Song of ZZZZZZZZZZZ?

    Slipnslidemaster:"I worked very hard and I earned all the attention I'm getting."
    - Anna Kournikova

    Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America

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