Shunning is good for you!

by 00DAD 10 Replies latest social humour

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Yes shunning is good for you!

    I did not understand this before, but I know it now.

    Sometimes when I'm feeling a little down-in-the-dumps, a little depressed, I go outside for a little fresh air and some shun-shine. I find it's really quite refreshing.

    If I really need a jolt, I'll go to a place where I know the local JWs like to hang out and take a quick shun-bath.

    There's nothing quite like being completely ignored by family members and/or former friends to let you know how special you are. When their beaming rays of shun-light shine on me I really how truly wonderful and worthy of love I am. Oh, what a feeling!

    The other day I was feeling really down. I was depressed that I haven't talked to my kids in ..., well it seems like forever.

    I was wallowing in a pool of self-pity, drowning in a sea of sadness with nothing but ominous, dark clouds raining down misery and despair. I guess I was feeling sorry for myself, I admit it.

    I was going crazy! I had to do something, anything. So I decided to take a walk.

    Lost in thought I wandered aimlessly, completely unaware of the passsage of time, self-indulgently feeling sorry for myself. Pretty pathetic, huh?

    But then I suddenly began to feel better. I was confused! What happened? Why did I feel better? At first I had no clue, but I could feel the dark clouds parting and feel a warmth coming over me. I looked around trying to determine the source of this drastic change in my emotions and there it was: across the street were two of my former, closest friends! Oh how I loved them, and oh how they (used to) love me!

    As I saw them my heart quickened. When they saw me they immediately turned away and that's when it happened: I was overcome with joy as I felt their shun warming me with their genuine Christian love. - John 13:34-35

    I walked, no I fairly skipped, back home knowing that I was loved. Yes, it was a shunny-day!

    And now I'm shinging ....

    GOOD DAY SHUN-SHINE!

    00GLAD to be SHUNNED

    BTW, I only shlur my shpeech when I've been drinking!

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Previously posted on Cedar's thread:

  • return of parakeet
    return of parakeet

    Shure glad you have a good attitude about shunning, OODAD!

    Trying to extort someone back into belief (as if that were possible) -- it's a clever policy, WTS.

    But it has nothing to do with love.

  • alias
    alias

    Very creative! See the shunflower in my profile pic?

    Raysing,

    alias

  • Glander
    Glander

    When a JW encounters a DF'd person in a public place they quickly put on their shun-glasses to avoid eye contact.

    shuck

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Glander,

    I love it! Shun-glasses!

    How did I not think of that?

    00DAD

  • alecholmesthedetective
    alecholmesthedetective

    Did you know that when Sean Connery tells his dog to sit he says....

  • Glander
    Glander

    ...So you will please say hello,

    To the folks that I know,

    Tell them I won't be long,

    They'll be happy to know

    that as you saw me go

    I was singing this song.

    We will meet again,

    Don't know where, dont know when.

    But I know we'll meet again, some shunny day...!"

  • Glander
    Glander

    There is a house in New Orleans
    They call the Rising Shun
    And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
    And God I know I'm one

    My mother was a tailor
    She sewed my new blue jeans
    My father was a gamblin' man
    Down in New Orleans

    Now the only thing a gambler needs
    Is a suitcase and trunk
    And the only time he's satisfied
    Is when he's on a drunk

    Oh mother tell your children
    Not to do what I have done
    Spend your lives in sin and misery
    In the House of the Rising Shun

    Well, I got one foot on the platform
    The other foot on the train
    I'm goin' back to New Orleans
    To wear that ball and chain

    Well, there is a house in New Orleans
    They call the Rising Shun
    And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
    And God I know I'm one

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Oh go shun yourself!!

  • Glander
    Glander

    I suggest SP-45+ to prevent shun burn..

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