"Holy Corporation Worship!! Batman" said Robyn about the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses

by frankiespeakin 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  frankiespeakin

  Yes I think we can rightfully say that the Governing Body will hold the record for this title. The Corporation is our mother, our father, our provider and divider of Holy Spirit, and no one can come to God except through the Corporation,, with the wheel inside the wheels full of eyes, and Jehovah hovering over head with cherubs at the 4 corners.

  Yes the Governing Body are the high rollers of the organization/corporation that you can offer worshipful thanks and obedience to, because they as they so often have proven from many scriptures with reason defying logic that they are the chosen one's of God almighty to lead his people into the promised land flowing with friendly lions and tigers just waiting for you to pet them while downing a nice pomegranate smoothy.

  All hail Jehovah's visible Corporation/Ark of the covenant! "Holy Corporation Worship Batman!!"

  I get teary eyed just thinking about the big warm loving Corporation that is leading us to paradise.
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  frankiespeakin

  All Hail the great Corporation!The Governing Body CEOs are giving a truley divine education making this Corporation a tool in the hands of Jehovah to keep people informed about divine devolpments, so stay tuned, stay obediant, and you won't miss a once in a life time opportunity to serve a corporation that has God's prophetic seal of approval straight from his holy word as reinterpetated by very top CEOs of this holy Corporation.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe4ZvkjAM2w

  Herd's talk "Feeding many with the Hands of a Few" lets us know the divine patern to justify the consolidation of power in a small group running the holy Corporation showing us by just a little stretch of imagination and a hog pog of unrelated scripture that this new understanding has the almighty's backing.

  David Splane Governing Body CEO gave proper homage to the corporation stating he loved the new idea/new light.

  All CEOs were in agreement.
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  clarity

  Very beautiful building ............. but just cannot

  bear to listen to or watch this video for more than 60 seconds!

  ........the whole thing is BS!
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  freeflyingfaerie

  LOL!!
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  frankiespeakin

  The divine purpose of the Holy Corporation is mandated by God to give repeated warnings to oppossers of the Holy Corporation, that if they keep oppossing they will perish by Jehovah's executional forces and the only survivers will be members of the rank file who give thier lives whole heartedly over to the goals and work that the corporation assigns them to do before the end of the world in an uncomplaining manner.

  And there will also be plenty of work to do after armegeddon that will occupy our time,, 1st on the list will be burrying the dead left rotting everywhere,, but that is just a start in the everlasting life that the Corporation promises you, and you can be sure it is a true promise because God cannot lie it is that simple.

  I think we can title this video segment:

  "Pipe Dreams of a Governing Body CEO about his "Holy Corporation" and What the Near Future Holds"

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9lsFcpx_Kc
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  Fed-up

  "THE CORPORATION"

  my new favorit way to refer to JW's...in place of "THE SOCIETY", "THE ORGANIZATION", or the worst "THE TRUTH"...

  Society implies Organization and Lets be honest, it's not that Organized. Sure they can clean a stadium before a convention but the I.D. Crisis of the FDS veto's the Organziation part for sure. And "THE TRUTH"....Well, how many versions of "THE TRUTH" are there going to be? Again, it calls into question the organization part.

  "THE CORPORATION" covers it. May the faithful worship away.
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  frankiespeakin

  The Corporation is our spirtual Mother and Jehovah our spiritual Father.

  Proverb 6:20 "not forsaking the law of your mother." So then Jehovah(Father) inpregnated the Corporation(Mother) with his holy spirit and gave birth to the rank&file, this outlook gives us the warm fuzzies that make us just want to cuddle in the loving arms of mother and listen to everything she says.

  I know this seems like a stretch of imagination and the scriptures seem to have no bearing what so ever on the Corporations Father&Mother concept as approved the Governing Body.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgH_VV9o3s

  Spiritual mother=Jehovah's Organization=The Holy Corporation, is the reasoning here in this discussion. Did you notice how they can just take a scripture out of thin air and arbitrarily give it any meaning they want, all on the authority of the Governing Body no questions asked or allowed just Listen Obey and be Blessed is the call for all the corporate drones.
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  LoisLane looking for Superman

  I can't read it, watch it, stand it.

  Just Lois not wanting to throw up
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  RN

  Love the idea of historical buildings being preserved, and the Stanley returned to its original condition--after that--meh.
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  Aussie Oz

  The Corporation is our mother, our father, our provider and divider of Holy Spirit, and no one can come to God except through the Corporation,, with the wheel inside the wheels full of eyes, and Jehovah hovering over head with cherubs at the 4 corners.

  Is this a quote from a publication, a talk, a video?......didnt hear it on the youtube...

  Oz