Out of context rude Star Wars Quotes

by Qcmbr 12 Replies latest social humour

  • Unlearn
    Unlearn

    (in the garbage compactor)
    Han: Get on top of it!
    Leia: I'm trying!

  • MrFreeze
    MrFreeze

    Scoured IMDB for these:

    New Hope

    "This little one's not worth the effort."

    "The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."

    "I must face him, alone."

    "Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments."

    Empire Strikes Back

    "Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!"

    "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."

    "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm."

    "You don't have to do this to impress me."

    "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

    "Having trouble with your droid?"

    "You're lucky you don't taste very good."

    "Whoa! That got him!"

    "If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position."

    "Ouch! Pay attention to what you're doing!"

    Return of the Jedi

    "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."

    "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."

    "I have *felt* him, my master."

    "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."

    "Thanks for coming after me."

    "I never knew I had it in me."

    "There is good in him. I've felt it."

    "You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded."

    "Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

    "You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us."

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    Revenge of the Sith:

    "Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."

    A New Hope:

    "Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

    --sd-7

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