by RayPublisher 20 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • RayPublisher

    The latest magazine has an article about being like Noah- and the parallels between JWs and Noah are UNCANNY- it's amazing really! Here's a couple of the pics:

    (Yes the captions have been tweaked a little...but not much!)

  • Londo111

    The Watchtower is very anachronistic. From what I understand (I didn’t attend the last three conventions) there was a drama about the Great Tribulation of 66 to 77, in which the Jerusalem Congregation had a congregation Secretary keeping records.

  • sabastious

    Windowless ark, windowless kingdom halls? Coincidence? I think not!


  • trujw

    I guess the animals and Noah all just held it for a year. That must of been some party when they finally could let go!!!!! It was a sweet smell to JH

  • Finkelstein

    You mean JWS should get pissed drunk ?

    Noah was a bit of a evil cad after the flood, as the bible shows. .......

    The sons of Noah who went forth from the ark were Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Ham was the father of Canaan. These three were the sons of Noah; and from these the whole earth was peopled. Noah was the first tiller of the soil. He planted a vineyard; and he drank of the wine, and became drunk, and lay uncovered in his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside.Then Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it upon both their shoulders, and walked backward and covered the nakedness of their father; their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father's nakedness. When Noah awoke from his wine and knew what his youngest son had done to him, he said, "Cursed be Canaan; a slave of slaves shall he be to his brothers." He also said, "Blessed by the LORD my God be Shem; and let Canaan be his slave.

  • LostGeneration

    Love it!

    Those animals are pretty chill. I guess Jah must've given Noah a few batches of tranquilizers to help them into the Ark without much fuss...

  • trujw

    Also they show one of those Half-man Half Spirit dudes. Now we all know that was never part of Pagan beliefs so it has to be oh so true.

  • Pterist

    And the ark symbolizes WHAT or WHOM ? rethorical question for JWs !

  • Kudra

    Does that first picture have a southern-hemisphere, marsupial-looking animal in it? (the thing with the ringed tail?)

    What are they trying to show/prove with that?

  • Kudra

    An awesome picture of Noah et al would be with like, a polar bear, a tiger, a penguin, a panther, some emus, a kiwi bird, a tasmanian devil, a reindeer, and some of those mini-mammoths that were around ~4000 years ago.

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