Um....You Might Want To Hold Off On That Asian Seafood

by metatron 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    hey so then I'll never be in the dark, I'll be glowing

  • 00DAD

    What the fukushima?!?

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    man I wish I thought of that

  • designs

    No sushi no way

  • MrFreeze

    If you eat it, do you get the powers of Aquaman?

  • 144001

    I just finished eating some yellowtail sashimi from Japan. I'm not worried.

  • Kudra

    Ha, I thought this was about the imitation calamari that was actually pig rectum.

    This was covered on NPR the other day. It is actually quite common. Sliced pig rectum... apparently in a taste test it was indistinguishable from the calamari slices...


  • moshe

    PLUTONIUM is the word the news isn't mentioning. Quite a bit of plutonium microdust has made it to the USA from the blown up reactor- some rumors are circulating that Japan was irradiating uranium in one of the reactors to make plutonium and they had a secret plutonium reprocessing operation in the plant (a bomb was next?)- when the reactor ran out of cooling water, the plutonium boiled off first and then went critical and blew open the reactor and the top of the building-expelling the uranium up to a mile away from the reactor. Anyone who isn't packing up and leaving the west coast is very likely to soon inhale a plutonium micro dust particle and in it will eventually give you cancer-- I would say in about three more years the cancer rates will start climbing on the west coast. Japan will be a dying country in another decade.

  • Satanus

    All west coasties will develop various super powers and esp. The future is wild.


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