In late December 2013, people will be making predictions about 2014 (while ignoring all their 2013 predicitions that didn't happen).
On the Eve of 2013, Predictions
by breakfast of champions 26 Replies latest jw friends
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emperorslaundrist
my 10 predictions :)
1. Quarter machines installed on all bathroom doors
2. more foreign language groups with smaller territories
3. tracts counted as 'placements'
4. pioneers become able to count the time they spend helping elderly witnesses
5. Young People Ask 'Should I Cosplay?' NO!
6. emphasis shifted from growth in the end-times to the 'remnant' of loyal ones who don't betray their brothers or leave
7. Nu lite on the ransom
8. ditching the 5 minute talks for sisters, gets replaced by more short demos
9. tithing, small at first to test the waters
10. 'kingdom halls' are heretofore to be known as 'temples'... oops that one's taken
happy new year -
DATA-DOG
Alicia Keys makes a crappy CD. Oh wait, that already happened. Uhmmm... The END will come in your lifetime!!! Tithing is a good one, and having to sign a loyalty oath.
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smiddy
The society will shed new light on the old light they discarded before they got this new light to replace the old new light to shed new light on 2014 .
smiddy
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Aussie Oz
The watchtower will become a 8 page fold out tract
The awake will become on-line only
The study watchtower will be downloaded and printed by the congregation for the rank and file
There will be 3 more 'conti' type cases
The WTBTS will win the conti appeal and only local elders will be able to be charged
One GB member will defect to the Mormons
The remnant will be applied to the rank and file
Special pioneers will be appointed to set up and use pro JW websites and blogs
All WT dates will be moved forward 100 years.
thats my shots...
oz
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moshe
Martial Law will be declared in California.
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sd-7
1. The next Transformers movie will suck more than the last one.
2. Star Trek will go Into Darkness.
3. Smaug will be Desolated.
4. A Man of Steel will soar into the air.
5. One spark will lead to Catching Fire.
6. Iron Man will create a new Iron Man suit that looks cooler than the last one.
7. I will remain a doormat.
8. I will buy more books and read them.
--sd-7