Man to to attempt new sexual record

by ISP 16 Replies latest social relationships

  • ISP
    ISP

    Yep here it is....

    Man Hopes To Set Sexy World Record In July

    CLEVELAND, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- An American man will attempt a sexy world record this July -- making love to 20 women in a row.
    Rob Benton, who runs the Sexual World Records website, says the man -- who wishes to remain anonymous right now -- will attempt to have sex with 20 women in one day and climax each time.

    The current record of 14 sex sessions is held by porn actor Rocco Siffredi.

    Other men claim they've had sex with 55 women, but Benton says those guys consider touching a woman's leg a sex act.

    The record-keeper says the sexual athlete attempting the titillating task is capable of repeated orgasms without ever "flying at half-mast" and predicts he'll set a new record easily.

    But it won't happen alone and Benton still needs some wild women willing to help set the raunchy record attempt.

    Must admit it would be fun to try to beat the record. You could get some racy chicks and go for it. If you only managed three or four ....you could thank them nevertheless and try again next week or something. I am sure they would not mind...I wonder if the wife would understand?

    ISP

  • LB
    LB
    I wonder if the wife would understand?

    Sure she would. Any wife would understand the quest to set a record.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • ISP
    ISP

    Thanks LB...do you think we could get the board's chicks to help out? We could get some valuable publicity for the anti-WTS cause. It calls for sacrifice but it is surely worth it in the struggle against the Borgs oppression etc. I can be so inspirational at times.......

    ISP

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Ahem [Sniff and brush nose] Yeeeeeeaaaah... that article is 'bout right. I was ‘fraid that the reporter would screw it up.

    I thought I would let you guys know that it is about me. That's right.

    [Starts strutting around room]

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • Latte
    Latte

    ISP,

    If I was your wife, I would say 'Go try!' LOL

    HA HA HA HA HA

    Elsewhere,

    Very funny! love the 'strut' hehe

    Latte

  • Simon
    Simon

    I think you're pushing your luck ISP!

    The last time I tried for the record but unfortunately my missus became too exhausted to continue after the 18th go.

    Anyone wishing to take part in a new world record attempt should email me with photo attached at ...

    (facing certain death when Angharad reads this in the morning !)

  • LB
    LB

    Nice knowing you Simon, who's doing the memorial?


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • Simon
    Simon

    I'll leave instructions on how I'd like my ashes scattered etc...

    Wait a minute! ... ISP started this - he's the one that should be living in fear, lol

  • KistByQpid
    KistByQpid

    Going for the bronze, silver and gold...

  • LB
    LB

    KistByQpid in this competetion I think just finishing is reward enough.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

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