Did you ever buy a box of Crackerjacks?
Popcorn with caramel on it.
It had a gimmick, however, that really pushed sales and kept it popular decade after decade.
Crackerjacks had a Prize hidden inside!
What fun to eat caramel popcorn just to get that stupid prize!
Well, JW theology is really like that.
Most of the stuff is sticky and has no food value.
What the true believers are really after is that hidden prize! NEW LIGHT!
From the very beginning, it was a whole lotta bible study crapola just to get to the good stuff: PYRAMIDOLOGY and PROPHETIC ARMAGEDDON DATE!
A gimmick for the weak of mind.
The last time the Watchtower religion hid a nice prize in their crackerjack box it bit them on the ass!!
1975! It lodged in everybody's windpipe and left them gagging and heaving for years to follow!
They haven't been the same since they stopped hiding that MAGIC DATE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD deep inside the sticky popcorn.