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If you were to start a religion....
by KJV 24 Replies latest jw friends
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Here's a religion I think some of you may be interested in.
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apostate man
I have seriously thought about starting my own religion.
I will call it... the Apostalictictites(a-pos-ta-lick-tick-tites). Thats right, Apostalictictites.
We could get drunk in the spirit, then you'd be an Apostalictictite-aholic.
We could be know as Apostalictictite-Witnesses.
All I require is that I get $10,000 every week. So the first few of you better be good Apostalictictites-Witnesses so you can get help in paying me my salary. Once I have 10,000 followers, then its only a buck a week per person. Russell had the right idea with the pyramids. But he was supposed to use the AM-WAY pyramid, not the Geeza pyramid. DUH!
I am working on a bible right now and will be available for a one time fee of $49.95 and a $5.00 a week subscription for any new doctrines that may arise.
Sound good?
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KJV
"Hi...my name is KJV...and I'm an Apostalictite-aholic". Hmmm... it has a nice ring. Does that Bible come with your autograph? $49.95 is kinda steep for a Bible. I'm working on a "Holy Land Cook Book". In this book I am going to show my readers how to feed five thousand unexpected guests with only two fish sticks and five loaves of bread.
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I would be God and women would be required to procreate with my seed.
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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