The Best Fade Ever

by Farkel 20 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I noticed there are current topics on fading so I thought I would re-share my own fade. I will be brief.

    My straw that broke the camel's back was from an arrogant asshole Circuit Overseer while I was a ministerial servant and pioneer. I will save you the details. I've already shared them in here.

    Anyway, I knew I was done, so I quit going to everything. My PO came over and said since I wasn't going to meetings or doing my job, he had to fire me. Yay! I was fired!

    I was already planning to move from Los Angeles to (my beloved) San Diego, so he said to me, "here is your Publisher's Record Card (or whatever document that was a dub's "report card." He continued, "just give this to whatever congregation you choose in San Diego."

    On my way from LA to San Diego, I tore up that document and threw it on the I-5 Freeway and NO congregation in San Diego ever knew who I was.

    Now, THAT is the best fade ever! I never went back.

    Farkel

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    I'm green with envy!

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    "I've already shared them in here."

    Where is it? Link please. Thanks!

  • Glander
    Glander

    Very smoooth. Like Humphey Bogart walking off into the fog at the end of Casablanca. "Louie, I think this is the beggining of a great friendship"...

  • Aware!
    Aware!

    Does bethel keep record of publisher cards now?

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    aware, the answer is no.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    cool!

    San Diego is my home town

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    lol classic Fark! He really gave you a get out jail free card.

  • laverite
    laverite

    But what would happen if you ever decided to go back? Would you have proof of ever having existed as a JW? Would they make you get rebaptised?

  • supernerdboy
    supernerdboy

    That is way cool! I wish I could have got my card. They never trusted me with it. I seen a JW from the KH my card is at and said hi to him, and he talked a bid. He did not tell me he could not talk, so I think I am still in. Have not seen a meeting in like a half year. Anyway good job with the "Fade" ROTFLOL

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