Mommy I want to marry you !!!!!

by Maxee 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Maxee
    Maxee

    Hello Mommy, let me get straight to the point here - (not like amicus who has been desperately trying in vain to sweet talk his way into sevens panties) - i think you are a living doll and i would like to marry you right now. yes you can take this as a proposal.

    I need to get some service in on you every month starting immediately. I promise you you will be seeing GOD by the time I'm through.

    yours forever - bad boy bubbee

    PS please dont tell maxee i've hacked into her computer.

  • amicus
    amicus

    bad boy bubbee,
    Are you always this crude, or are you just trying to make a good first impression? I suggest you go get a bar of soap and come back after washing your mouth out. I know that some males have difficulty grasping this concept but I think you could benefit from looking up the word "Platonic". Then I suggest you meditate on the meaning of "Platonic relationship".
    Mommy's husband isn't here so I'll take the liberty of speaking for him (and her). She's taken.

    Edited by - amicus on 25 January 2001 22:1:20

  • larc
    larc

    Well, Bubbee,

    You have domonstrated one thing: there is no point in being ignorant unless you can show it off.

    I'll bet you really know how to pick up women down at the local bar. Even there they would blow you off. After the age of 17, a boy ought to learn better talk, but of course, you might be a pimply faced teenager getting his kicks over acting stupid. I am glad that could share your deep pockets of ignorance with us and your shallow approach to other people.

    I think you would be better served using your hacker skills by breaking into people's private porno collection. By the way, I would not recommend that you get in an internet chat with 15 year old girls from Xenia Ohio, then go to meet them. They are not nubile young girls, they are detectives, and your only date will be with a judge. You will not pass go. You wil not collect 200 dollars. You will go directly to jail.

    Have a nice day.

  • logical
    logical

    larc:

    By the way, I would not recommend that you get in an internet chat with 15 year old girls from Xenia Ohio, then go to meet them. They are not nubile young girls, they are detectives, and your only date will be with a judge.

    How do you know? What you been up to?

    >>> http://www.geocities.com/logical_7/index.html

  • larc
    larc

    Logical,

    I know because it's in the local newspaper. Last year they arrested 24 perverts as a result of their sting operation.

  • Xandit
    Xandit

    Maybe Simon should heave this one out of here. It's not like he's even funny.

  • amicus
    amicus

    badboybubbee,
    One more thing.
    You can come on this db and sling mud at me and get away it, because I really don't care.
    But, KEEP YOUR MUD AWAY FROM SEVEN....and the rest of the women that post here for that matter.
    BTW, You're the best argument I've seen for renewing the defunct practice of castration.

    Edited by - amicus on 25 January 2001 23:31:13

  • larc
    larc

    Amicus,

    As far as castration goes, he's mentally castrated as we speak, that's why he has to talk the way he does. On another thread he mentioned Mommies breasts. Hell, he's never seen a breast in his life except in photographs and in internet porno.

    I'm not worried about Mommie or Seven or the other ladies here. They have all seen dip shits like him before.

  • amicus
    amicus

    larc,
    Yea, I know he's not worth the time it takes to type a response. I also don't want to assume the title of "Self Appointed Defender of All Women Who Might Ever Be Offended By An Asshole". Something about his "aura" ticked me off though. I wasn't able to take him off to the side and have a little "heart to heart" talk , so.......

  • Maxee
    Maxee

    Amicus, I find honesty does make a good first impression - always.

    I'm not about to apologize for it.

    The way I feel about mommy needs no apology!

    You said:

    Are you always this crude, or are you just trying to make a good first impression

    What you percieve as crude - to me is simply shooting straight from the heart.

    Is this the way I should've said it,
    (substitute sevenofnine for mommy)

    Posted: by Amicus Jan 9, 2001 6:25:57 PM
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    SevenofNine,
    You are amazing. I'm fairly new to this site, but I've read some of your entertaining posts. I followed a thread for a while in which you had been criticized and then defended. I was tempted to jump in on the defense but decided to sit it out. It's been my experience that women who are obviously as outstanding as you are, grow tired of my gender either trying to rush to your defense or attract your attention

    bad boy bubbee

    PS: maxee although she appreciates my honesty is going to kill me can anyone tell me how I can post on this board with my own name?

    PPS: Larc,

    you have domonstratedone thing: there is no point in being ignorant unless you can show it off

    If in being honest with someone I display my ignorance once again I offer no apologies.

    Edited by - maxee on 26 January 2001 1:13:17

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