WT Oxymoron Marathon!

by Farkel 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    "Trustworthy Bible Chronology"

    "Indisputible Facts"

    "Faithfulful and Discrete Slave"

    "Rich spiritual heritage"

    "Godly hate"

    "Spiritual food", "Spiritual feast", "Spiritual food at the proper time"

    "The truth shall set you free"

    "In Jehovah's service"

    "Love God in fear"

    "Joyful service"

    "Happiest people on earth"

    "New light"

    "Former light", "Present light" (Russell)

    "Jehovah's earthly mouthpiece"

    "IN THE truth"

    More? Share 'em if you got 'em!

    Farkel

  • God_Delusion
    God_Delusion

    New World Translation

    Jehovah

    The Entire Book of Genesis (and the other 65 books)

    Regards,
    Jaymes
    JWB

  • tornapart
    tornapart

    A greater share in the preaching work

    Serving where the need is great

    Make the truth your own

    Appreciating God's reminders

    God's channel of communication

    United brotherhood

    Jehovah's Organisation

    Worshipping the Wild Beast

    Great Crowd of Other Sheep

    Theocratic order

    Those in the world

    Field service reports

    Godly requirements

    Judicial committee

    Congregation privileges

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    "The Truth"

    Honest hearted ones

    Loving Elders

    Free Christian conscience

  • cobaltcupcake
    cobaltcupcake

    Spiritual paradise

    straw-eating lions

    http://scottleblog.wordpress.com

    The Odd Life of Jehovah's Witnesses

  • Mall Cop
    Mall Cop

    "Sad To Say" When a higher-up gets caught with their pants down i.e. Homosexuality, Wife Swapping, Older ones playing with the young boys, etc. It's always "Sad To Say" so and so got caught, from the Governing Body onto higher-ups.

    However, when a lowly one gets caught doing those things, its not sad to say, its so and so has been disfellowedshiped and their name is broadcast throughout the congregations.

    That is what is truly sad to say for the rank and file. Not the higher-uppers.

    Note: Homosexuals, Gays, Lesbians are mostly all good people and the Watchtower should stay out of their lives and stop nosing around in our bedrooms.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    tornapart,

    Here's a little logistical advice for you: It would have been best to know what the word "oxymoron" actually means BEFORE you posted on this topic.

    Farkel

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    "The odd life of Jehovah's Witnesses" is not an oxymoron- it's a redundancy.

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    "Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses"

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Make the truth your own. D:

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