Summarize every the meeting in 20 seconds

by Sour Grapes 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    When a BOE meet at the KH, Holy Spirit supposedly takes the wheel. Time after time, dumb decision after dumb decision, the HS is in charge. Can't decide on a new carpet, HS did it. Three BOE's meet and still can't by a lawn mower, yep....HS. Sister Prosac wants to kill herself, the BOE meet and decide she should make cookies and chant," I'm an integrity keeper.."...HOLY SPIRIT....

    The GB may be under the same delusion. ( They could be evil, it's hard to know.) They are the greatest BOE, so Jeehoobie must be blessing them. How else can you explain their success in flipping property?

    They mistakenly believe, like "Christendom", that material prosperity is equal to Jeehoobidoobs blessing. "We succeed despite our own inept efforts, therefore we must be "Da Troof!" Utter hypocrisy, just like the Jewish priesthood gazing at the temple.

    They may actually worship, not God, but themselves. The theological construct of the "FDS" is their "Jeehoobie!" By extension, being courageous is preaching their HS directed "ideas" that they love!

    DD

  • Village Idiot
  • nicolaou
  • sowhatnow
    sowhatnow

    lets sing song ......

    now for our prayer....

    lets listen to bro browneyes discuss a fascinating subject, ' how to survive the end...'

    here in Isaiah ch ....

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    well thats the end of a fine talk, lets turn to song.....

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Sour Grapes - "Summarize every meeting in 20 seconds...

    ...The world is full of wickedness. The end is very near. We must do more. How thankful we are for the Governing Body."

    Nailed it.

    You gotta admit; it takes a fair amount of skill to be able to pad that out to a full-length talk over and over again.

  • Ucantnome
    Ucantnome

    The world is full of wickedness.

    The end is very near.

    We must do more.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body.

    I never found them that interesting

  • OneFingerSalute
    OneFingerSalute

    I made a slight change to reflect what is said where I am.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body.

    The world is full of wickedness.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body.

    The end is very near.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body.

    We must do more.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body. Thank you father for the Governing Body. Amen!

  • recluse
    recluse
    you forgot to be thankful for jw<dot>org!
  • DarioKehl
    DarioKehl

    Beware of Satan's dangerous traps that lurk around on the so-called "information superhighway."

    Avoid materialism! Today's wicked system puts undue importance on having the latest and greates technological gadgets, only to produce a new model moments later, making your investment obsolete in a very short time.

    ****SCREEEEEECH**** (vinyl record scrape noise)

    wait---hold up! Scratch that, dear brothers...

    Hang on a sec...

    ...ok, so Jehovah's chariot just took a last-minute detour. Go out and GET the roku and a new roku compatible TV. Yeah, and go ahead and GET the latest tablet (with wi-fi); preferably one for every member of your family. Doing so on a single window-washing income is a fine demonstration of loyalty indeed. Although we scorned the practice of bringing laptops or printouts of scriptures from our WTCD library in place of actually looking up scripture in a real NWT no less than 3 short years ago, we've pulled a 180 and no longer frown upon that. Our many apps available to you at double-u double-u double-u dot jay double-u dot org, will ensure quick and easy reference to accurate, up-to-date and (recently re-edited to fit the newest of light) spiritual food available at your fingertips. How loving for the slave to use this superhighway of information--a provision by Jehovah for us in these last days! Are we not grateful?

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