Summarize every the meeting in 20 seconds

by Sour Grapes 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sour Grapes
    Sour Grapes

    The world is full of wickedness.

    The end is very near.

    We must do more.

    How thankful we are for the Governing Body.

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy
    And give us your money
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Summarize every the meeting in 20 seconds

    ...............................................................................................FROM THE HOLY..

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  • Sour Grapes
    Sour Grapes
    I forgot about the money.
  • millie210
    millie210
    Dont forget everyone taking their Prozac ahead of time so they can cope with how "happy" they are to be in "the truth".
  • freemindfade
    freemindfade
    Oh doesn't like suck... wouldn't it be nice if we had "hope"...oh look we are selling hope.
  • ivanatahan
    ivanatahan

    Service meetings - "God loves us and that's why He sent us Jesus. Remember to learn to read well and act well in front of the congregation. Remember not to waste the householder's time, but remember to give them a magazine and tell them everything written in the Bible."

    Sunday meetings - "The world is evil. God hates the world. God loves his people. God is represented by the perfect imperfect-humans in the Governing Body. Remember to follow their rules."

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    YES!!!

    This thread is fantastic!

    The talk today was a classic case of the OP.

    All about how it was loving of god to put the tree in genesis...etc fast forward to noah...fast forward to the GB appointed by god today...fast forward to HOW BAD THE WORLD IS TODAY.....fast forward to the wonderful day of Armageddon!!

    Then happy-happy, joy-joy....

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    "God loved the world so much that he gave his only be-gotten son in order that that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life." John 3:16

    Pity God did not have the same compassion for the millions of people and animals that he had slaughtered for the first 4000 yeas since creation .

    smiddy

  • Half banana
    Half banana

    God so loved the world he created the governing body, worship them and give us your money. (4 seconds)

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