John beheaded--5000 fed, amusing headers in Old Green Bible

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  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Passing time at the snorefests was a bit easier when you could find something to distract yourself. The following are some of the headers that I found amusing while killing time as a kid John Beheaded----5000 Fed Divorce----Gift of Singleness Stray Sheep----Settling Faults Did anyone else do this or was it just me. I've always had an 'odd-ball' sense of humour. bwa ha ha ha ha

  • Steve_C

    HA HA, we used to do this also, years ago. Wow, what memories.

    The only one I can remember now went something like "Nothing is sacred but a woman with a shorn head." That may not be it exactly, but it was something like that.

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Steve LMAO I must have missed that one. I so want to be sacred, who knew it was so easy. I better get out the barber kit & shave my head. LOL

  • NeonMadman

    My favorite was page 311 in the old green NWT, Judges 19-20:

    "Mass sex crime in Gibeah. All Israel aroused."

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Neon madman OMG THAT IS PRICELESS!!! I don't know how I missed that. Maybe I was too young and didn't get it. Almost makes me wish I still had that old Green Bible. NOT!

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    A gift of 100 philistine foreskins

  • TD

    In the concordance section, "Mighty Man Mocked" was directly followed on the next page by "Mocker Mourning"

  • minimus

    Funny stuff!

  • botchtowersociety
    John beheaded--5000 fed, amusing headers in Old Green Bible

    I remember that one. Hilarious. It was the same in the Spanish version.

    The joke ran: :Hey did you know John had a huge head?"

    "No I didn't."

    "Says so right here in the Bible."

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Then again Botch...maybe the head was magical like the ever expanding loaves & fishes. LOL

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