Passing time at the snorefests was a bit easier when you could find something to distract yourself. The following are some of the headers that I found amusing while killing time as a kid John Beheaded----5000 Fed Divorce----Gift of Singleness Stray Sheep----Settling Faults Did anyone else do this or was it just me. I've always had an 'odd-ball' sense of humour. bwa ha ha ha ha
John beheaded--5000 fed, amusing headers in Old Green Bible
by nuthouse escapee 10 Replies latest social humour
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Steve_C
HA HA, we used to do this also, years ago. Wow, what memories.
The only one I can remember now went something like "Nothing is sacred but a woman with a shorn head." That may not be it exactly, but it was something like that. -
nuthouse escapee
Steve LMAO I must have missed that one. I so want to be sacred, who knew it was so easy. I better get out the barber kit & shave my head. LOL
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NeonMadman
My favorite was page 311 in the old green NWT, Judges 19-20:
"Mass sex crime in Gibeah. All Israel aroused."
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nuthouse escapee
Neon madman OMG THAT IS PRICELESS!!! I don't know how I missed that. Maybe I was too young and didn't get it. Almost makes me wish I still had that old Green Bible. NOT!
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nancy drew
A gift of 100 philistine foreskins
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TD
In the concordance section, "Mighty Man Mocked" was directly followed on the next page by "Mocker Mourning"
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minimus
Funny stuff!
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botchtowersociety
John beheaded--5000 fed, amusing headers in Old Green Bible
I remember that one. Hilarious. It was the same in the Spanish version.
The joke ran: :Hey did you know John had a huge head?"
"No I didn't."
"Says so right here in the Bible."
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nuthouse escapee
Then again Botch...maybe the head was magical like the ever expanding loaves & fishes. LOL