How will GB react to 2nd Coming?

by irondork 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • irondork

    “Teacher, we want to see a sign from you.” - Mathew 12:38

    The Governing Body went out and took counsel against him that they might destroy him. - Mathew 12:14

    The Governing Body went their way and took counsel together in order to trap him in his speech. - Mathew 22:15 Or perhaps a more direct approach: "GET OFF OUR THRONE!"

  • cofty

    What second coming? Do you mean the one Jesus said woud happen within the lifetime of his 1st century followers?

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    they wont be worried...

    they know he aint a commin'


  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    No worries. The historical Jesus didn't prob even say those words to begin with. And if he did, it was because he was delusional.

    But the framers of the Christian cult played it very well to entrap those who needed another life instead of this one to be complete. Of course the 2nd coming will never happen, so the GB will not have to worry. They likely know it anyway, since they are just running a business [like all religion].


  • cantleave

    I used to have a second coming in my younger days, not now I'm afraid.........

  • Aware!

    They'll say it was invisible and only THEY could see it. Haven't you ever heard of "The Emperor's New Clothes"?

  • LostGeneration

    I used to have a second coming in my younger days, not now I'm afraid.........

    Best line on this board in a long, long, time....

  • snare&racket

    "Damn..we were so close to finishing the private pools.... how much did we eventually make?!"

    P.s. The earliest text talking about Jesus was written 30 years after his death. Be realistic.... if that happened today... with all our technology, how much would you believe? Nevermind 30 years of chinese whispers. By the way 30 years was Luke (or Mark), the others are around 70 years after Jesus.

  • kurtbethel

    They will likely get caught, shall we say, red handed.

    Watchtower Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body members are wankers

  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas

    The Pope gathers together the College of Cardinals in Rome for an emergency meeting. He gravely stands up and says:

    "My brothers in Christ, I have gathered you today before me to announce something I never anticipated saying to you in my lifetime."

    "Don't resign, your Holiness!"

    "No, I have not come to resign. I have come to tell you that I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that I got a call from Jesus last night and he has returned to Earth."

    "Praise God! What is the bad news?"

    "He was calling collect from Salt Lake City."

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