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jamesmahon

aSphereisnotaCircle

you guys are hilarious

and soooo spiritual!

Whatever do you mean, UC? Oh, and I am playing golf Sunday with our mutual friend that lives downtown at that park just down the interstate that has the lights at Christmas time, the one near the river, the one near the gated community, if you know what I mean. If that's not both vague and specific enough, PM me. You are welcome to join us.

undercover

I do know of what park you speak of... however, I will be in another state, adjacent to ours, that is trying to decorate all their cars with stickers of moons over palmetto trees instead of the Confederate Battle Flag...

Thanks for the invite, though. Maybe next time...

EntirelyPossible

Ah, I grew up in that state! I probably got all tangled up when I was thinking of which golf course we playing at. Anywho, I gotta run, planning an advance trip to bermuda.

undercover

LOL... very good

EntirelyPossible

Today I heard from our Lord. He said slavery was just peachy by him. Carry on.

kurtbethel

I have found it wise to be very wary of the fine print when some deity gives you a message.

EntirelyPossible

I heard another message today. It wasn't just the cheesemakers that were blessed. It was taken to be a general message blessing all purveryors of dairy products, the cheese makers, the milkmen and milkmaids, the yogurt makers, the whip cream makers, the eggless mayonaisse makers, the butter churners, the fermented horse's milk makers, aryan and lassi makers, ice creameries, etc.

Blessed are they all.

Oh, and if women weren't meant to make breakfast for me, why do they have eggs and milk inside of them?

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