Whoa - stop the world - I just got the joke!

by Qcmbr 54 Replies latest social humour

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  jam

  If it was A rooster, he crossed the road because

  he wanted to cockadoole doo something.
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  Heaven
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  agonus

  Qcmbr, I don't think that was the original intent of the punchline, but your "spin" is no doubt much funnier... and more profound.

  If the joke had featured, say, a clairvoyant rather than a chicken it might have made a shade more sense. Then again, maybe not.
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  cofty

  "It was a historical inevitability." - Karl Marx: 
  "Forty two" - Douglas Adams
  "Cause it f***ing wanted to. That's the f***ing reason". - Jack Nicholson
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  shamus100

  Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

  Because I killed and ate it.
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  under the radar

  Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
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  notjustyet

  Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

  A: Cause he saw a JDub coming down the sidewalk.

  NJY
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  caliber

  Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • GEORGE W. BUSH
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
  • COLIN POWELL
    Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
  • HANS BLIX
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
  • SADDAM HUSSEIN
    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
  • JACQUES CHIRAC
    We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may force us to cross a road. It isn't safe.
  • DR. SEUSS
    Did the chicken cross the road?
    Did he cross it with a toad?
    Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
    But why it crossed, I've not been told!
  • ERNEST HEMINGWAY
    To die. In the rain. Alone.
  • MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
    I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
  • GRANDPA
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
  • JOHN LENNON
    Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
  • ARISTOTLE
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
  • KARL MARX
    It was an historical inevitability.
  • VOLTAIRE
    I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
  • RONALD REAGAN
    What? chicken?
  • CAPTAIN KIRK
    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
  • ALBERT EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
  • BILL CLINTON
    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
  • COLONEL SANDERS
    I missed one?
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  Heaven

  
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  sizemik

  We need more chicken subways . . .