Laud Our Thor! -- A song to Thor

by sd-7 10 Replies latest social humour

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    This is for you, EE!

    Laud our Thor!

    Laud the mighty Thor!

    Make his hammer known!

    Make it known!

    Watch his film, watch his great movie

    On both Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D!

    He came to us by Einstein-Rosen

    He was tased just a time or two

    His beefcake physique impressed Kat Dennings

    And he snagged Nat'lie Portman, too

    Laud our Thor!

    Laud Thor Odinson!

    Make his hammer known!

    Make it known!

    Laud our Thor!

    Laud the mighty Thor!

    Make mine Marvel now!

    Make it Marvel!

    Make his day the best of the week

    Fam'ly Worship night will now be sweet!

    Thor's Day means relax and watch videos

    Even reading a comic or two

    On Midgard, our loyalty may we now show

    For his thunderous rule is true!

    Laud our Thor!

    Laud Thor Odinson!

    Make mine Marvel now!

    Make it now!

    Laud our Thor!

    Laud the mighty Thor!

    Make his Asgard known!

    Make it known!

    Watch as Thor,

    Exiled by Loki

    Teaches all about humility!

    His selfless endurance we imitate

    As our hammers we swing with zeal!

    We now bear witness that mighty Thor

    Proves superior to Smallville!

    Laud our Thor!

    Laud the mighty Thor!

    Make his Asgard known!

    Make it known!

    --sd-7

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Hamstergod will get you for your blasphemy.

    You will be swallowed into His Everlasting Fiery Cheekpouch filled with spikes, mosquitos and hot coals to melt the feeble hammer of Thor.

    To all petshops: Hamstergod declares JIHAD on the evil worshippers of THor!!

    HB

    PS - what a comfort to know that Thors tunes are just as awful as the Kingdumb maladies...

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    LOL

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Rotfl!!!!!!! That has me lolmao sd!!!!!!!! By odins beard that was funny :-)

    Welcome to thor worship, btw !

    EE, to the house of thor and the beloved of valhalla

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    YOu are all EVIL APOSTATES from the one true teaching.

    How could you POSSIBLY want to worship a "god" with a smooth body, bulging arms, powerful thighs, rippling abs and an ass tight and high?

    He has no furry bits to stroke. No cheekpouches to produce goodies for you...

    All he does is bang bang and bang away and then bang some more.

    I am Mystified...

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Wonderful! Another enlightened follower of the mighty Thor in sd-7!

    Great song! Do you have a tune in mind?

    Hamsterbait, I think Thor will happily stroke your furry god, he won't mind, he's not jealous.

  • Diest
    Diest

    Id like a remake of Firm and Determined....Thor style. That was always my favorite.

    PS I really enjoyed Laud Our Thor. I sang it the whole way through.

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Diest, are you a believer?

    Good on ya!

  • Diest
    Diest

    Of course, Thor and I like the same stuff. Ride on Viking boats, pillage the country side, kidnap all the ladies(ok not that part). I have wished people Happy-Thor's Day for the past few weeks, although I have fallen down in my online postings to Thor.

  • sd-7
    sd-7
    Rotfl!!!!!!! That has me lolmao sd!!!!!!!! By odins beard that was funny :-)

    Glad you enjoyed it, EE. I always think of the same guy who sings the old Song 100 on the Kingdom Melodies CD when I hear this song in my head, which makes it even funnier.

    Hamsterbait--It sounds like you're describing a lot of things that would potentially be appealing to the female population, there...but I'll just leave it at that...

    --sd-7

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