20 Things You Never Knew About Sparlock the Wizard

by jookbeard 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • jookbeard

    well I cant really think of any , but feel free to add some

  • Heaven

    He really has no magic powers at all. Just like Jehovah.

  • laverite

    I think Sparlock might be gay. Does that mean Jehovah hates him even more? I wonder if that's worse than "magic?"

  • laverite

    Those of us with "gaydar" seem to agree that Sparlock is, indeed, gay.

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    Sparlock goes commando...

  • WTWizard

    The new Smurfs? Hopefully, with this rubbish, they will pxxx Satan off enough so Satan will give them something to fear. After all, not only the Washtowel blasphemes Satan continually, but they blame Satan for problems they themselves (and Jehovah) created. Hopefully, Satan will soon say "Enough is enough" and put them in their place. And down with Christi-SCAM-ity, down with the Washtowel Slaveholdery, and down with all three right-hand path religions and anything they corrupted. And down with Jehovah.

  • Morbidzbaby

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Sparlock

    Sparlock was born by splitting atoms

    There was once a street named after Sparlock, but they renamed it... No one crosses Sparlock and lives.

    Sparlock can cast a spell check

    There is no chin behind Sparlock's beard...there is only another fist

  • ziddina

    Sparlock went to Bethel once - took the grand tour, but while he was there, he found the door to the secret library unlocked...

    He peered in and saw all those books with pagan/heathen magical symbols on them.

    Sparlock read them, absorbed their magic, and now turns that magic against the Watchtower Corporation...

    Hee hee hee hee!!

  • QueenWitch

    Sparlock was Teddy Ruxpin in a past life.

  • rebel8

    Sparlock comes alive at night, crawls out of kids' toy boxes and gives them blood transfusions while they sleep.

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