I want to compile a list of all the things the witless death god wastes his inexhaustible energy on.
(Other than resisting the temptation to save starving children or protect them from pedos)
The first thing Jehoobie hates on my list (at least since the Coraline DVD for witless kids/victims)
WOW wow WOW- Jehoobie sits on his Glorious Throne, pulling ugly faces and sulking - WHY??
Cos a four year old is playing with a plastic toy of a Wizard. Wizards is MAGICAL in case you ignorant worldlings hadnt heard.
Get this absolutely clear pinheads: Jehoobie hates something that DOESNT EVEN EXIST, so witlesses have to guilt trip and twist their little minds whilst they are still young over the bits of plastic they run around with.
What waste of his energy - sitting and fuming. (and of course the ugly pout which we cannot see)
Jehoobie hates magic....
He is one sharp tack.